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Ask Eclair anything.
« on: May 08, 2007, 09:42:07 AM »
Go on, ask this old tart anything. You know you want it.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2007, 09:43:48 AM »
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:42:07 AM
Go on, ask this old tart anything. You know you want it.

Fuck, I am pissing myself laughing, but yeah, ask me anything...
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2007, 09:51:45 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 09:43:48 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:42:07 AM
Go on, ask this old tart anything. You know you want it.

Fuck, I am pissing myself laughing, but yeah, ask me anything...

Like what? That you have lovely titties?
« Last Edit: May 08, 2007, 09:54:27 AM by Islam's Comedy Flamer »
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2007, 09:54:51 AM »
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:51:45 AM
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 09:43:48 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:42:07 AM
Go on, ask this old tart anything. You know you want it.

Fuck, I am pissing myself laughing, but yeah, ask me anything...

Like what?

You started the thread...doesn't that mean you have a question?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2007, 09:55:09 AM »
i am starting to get tired and my brains not working, so i will ask you an old favorite of mine instead of thinking

if you could have wings that worked for gliding only, or a prehensile tale which would it be?

super power, fire? water? earth? Air?

Dragon of phoenix?

and why to all above
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2007, 09:56:05 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 09:54:51 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:51:45 AM
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 09:43:48 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:42:07 AM
Go on, ask this old tart anything. You know you want it.

Fuck, I am pissing myself laughing, but yeah, ask me anything...

Like what?

You started the thread...doesn't that mean you have a question?

Re-read my edited message: That you have lovely titties?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2007, 09:58:10 AM »
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 09:54:51 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:51:45 AM
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 09:43:48 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:42:07 AM
Go on, ask this old tart anything. You know you want it.

Fuck, I am pissing myself laughing, but yeah, ask me anything...

Like what?

You started the thread...doesn't that mean you have a question?

Re-read my edited message: That you have lovely titties?
Edited message?? Don't know what you mean...

but yes, I do have lovely titties...or so I have been told and worshipped.  Good ESP on your part.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2007, 09:59:18 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 09:58:10 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:56:05 AM
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 09:54:51 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:51:45 AM
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 09:43:48 AM
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:42:07 AM
Go on, ask this old tart anything. You know you want it.

Fuck, I am pissing myself laughing, but yeah, ask me anything...

Like what?

You started the thread...doesn't that mean you have a question?

Re-read my edited message: That you have lovely titties?
Edited message?? Don't know what you mean...

but yes, I do have lovely titties...or so I have been told and worshipped.  Good ESP on your part.

 :dance:

I just noticed this emoticon.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2007, 10:00:08 AM »
Quote from: paradox on May 08, 2007, 09:55:09 AM
i am starting to get tired and my brains not working, so i will ask you an old favorite of mine instead of thinking

if you could have wings that worked for gliding only, or a prehensile tale which would it be?

super power, fire? water? earth? Air?

Dragon of phoenix?

and why to all above

Superpower would be water...so I could drown all the imbeciles and make the cream rise to the surface...
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2007, 01:02:58 PM »
have you ever had sex with another girl?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2007, 01:11:56 PM »
Do you plan on making yourself sexually available to us?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2007, 01:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 08, 2007, 09:59:18 AM
:dance:

I just noticed this emoticon.

Wonderful emote, isn't it?  The admin who added it must have excellent taste.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2007, 03:16:33 PM »
What's your favorite color, or number, or something?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2007, 03:18:18 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 08, 2007, 01:02:58 PM
have you ever had sex with another girl?

Not in reality....nearly, but not quite.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2007, 03:19:45 PM »
Quote from: Peter on May 08, 2007, 01:11:56 PM
Do you plan on making yourself sexually available to us?

Tempting, but ummm let me think about it....
perhaps no...
but I saw your photo...yes your pubes need a trim.   ;)
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