A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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Well, call me a freak, but I prefer my lovers to be breathing.
Quote from: McJagger on May 05, 2007, 07:26:11 AMQuote from: Eclair on May 05, 2007, 07:25:39 AMDon't have much patience for Utube...I'll make my own conclusion then!are you the laziest fuck ever?Yeah, isn't it the guys job to do all the work???You mean, the girl has to participate???Surely not???
Quote from: Eclair on May 05, 2007, 07:25:39 AMDon't have much patience for Utube...I'll make my own conclusion then!are you the laziest fuck ever?
Don't have much patience for Utube...I'll make my own conclusion then!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Ah yes...freaky...I like a bit of interaction...if that means I'm freaky...so be it.
Quote from: Eclair on May 05, 2007, 07:28:59 AMQuote from: McJagger on May 05, 2007, 07:26:11 AMQuote from: Eclair on May 05, 2007, 07:25:39 AMDon't have much patience for Utube...I'll make my own conclusion then!are you the laziest fuck ever?Yeah, isn't it the guys job to do all the work???You mean, the girl has to participate???Surely not???I've met quite a few girls who's idea of sex was lying there like a bag of potatoes while I pleasured them. Presumably this makes them feel less dirty and guilty about it, since I'm the only one doing 'bad' stuff, but at least then they could scream and beg me not to and things, rather than at most making the odd squelching noise.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
i'd find the scene for you on YouTube, but my server is acting up.....just like odeon said it would.
btw- we don't want any of those WP kids to come over here to defend themselves. they will ruin us like they, and the owner ruined WP.
Hey, I'm only inviting quality meat in.
Quote from: calandale on May 05, 2007, 08:36:11 AMHey, I'm only inviting quality meat in.Not sure whether to feel flattered or scared...nah, scared never sits well with me for long.
Quote from: Eclair on May 05, 2007, 08:05:35 AMWell, call me a freak, but I prefer my lovers to be breathing.I like it when they scream!!!