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Re: boys are better
« Reply #420 on: June 23, 2007, 04:42:05 PM »
You staighten those teeth out in the past? :o

Subjective truth. They came in fine.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #421 on: June 23, 2007, 04:49:59 PM »
i like teeth ;D

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #422 on: October 06, 2011, 09:12:18 AM »
Boys have their perks.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #423 on: October 06, 2011, 09:37:52 AM »
Boys have their perks.

Literally.  :zoinks:



I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #424 on: October 06, 2011, 03:36:01 PM »


Well i know that boys are good for one thing. ;)

A friend once asked :

"Those are still boys, what do you want with them !!! "


I replied with:

"they are still boys, what do you THINK I want with them !!"

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #425 on: October 06, 2011, 03:42:03 PM »
Penis Poem

The Joy Of Having A Dick

I'll tell you a short poem; I'll try to make it quick. The subject is quite simple: The joy of having a dick.

Penises are super things; You ladies should be jealous. An organ surrounded by sensitive skin. That's smooth and rarely hairless

It starts to grow dramatically, When you're about thirteen. Your testicles on either side; Your willy in between.

It dangles neatly down below; Soft, obedient and loyal. At the slightest hint of lust, It's ready to uncoil.

It often has a mind all of its own; It's like a wild untamed beast. It squirms and writhes and stretches out; When you expect it least.

Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves; Erecting when it shouldn't. A bumpy train ride sets it off; Just when you wish it wouldn't.

And during the summer, wearing little, sunning on the beach. The slightest sight of shaking boobs Makes it squirm just like a leech.

Handle it with love and care; For it can give great pleasure. Has it grown since last weekend? And when did you last measure?

Some people fret about its size; They give it lots of thought. Is seven inches long enough? It makes guys quite distraught.

They peek across in urinals, To compare and try to see But if another glances back at them. There's no way they can pee.

Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe. But those are just old wives' tales; Cuz it really can relieve.

Without this fabulous organ, No shag would be complete. Lesbians will try their best; But must admit defeat.

It has to main bodily functions I'm sure you'll all agree. To start a whole new life and of course daily to pee

But I think the thing that's marvelous; About that one eyed brute. Is that when its trying to procreate, It knows which fluid to shoot

And always it remains with you; Until you're old and frail. Don't take it out in public though, or you'll be thrown in jail.

And so to summarize I'd say with certainty, that every male loves his little friend But girls, no matter what we do, Please don't fold, spindle mutilate and NEVER NEVER Bend!!!
« Last Edit: October 06, 2011, 03:51:33 PM by eris »

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #426 on: October 06, 2011, 03:43:40 PM »
I almost feel bad for gay people, they will never know how good sticking plug a into slot b feels.

Of course I'm not bashing, silly. I just think it's a shame. Penises in vaginas are better than cheesecake. I just had one in there a few hours ago, and the smile is not yet gone.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #427 on: October 06, 2011, 03:45:27 PM »
Cute poem.  The mangled verse meter makes it hard to read though.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #428 on: October 06, 2011, 03:52:12 PM »
I didnt write it >< It IS A bit awkward; I just like the subject matter

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #429 on: October 06, 2011, 03:54:41 PM »
Boys have their perks.

Literally.  :zoinks:





wow

I keep going back to this thread for this picture.


Someone needs to write a poem about THAT.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #430 on: October 06, 2011, 04:00:14 PM »
Boys have their perks.

Literally.  :zoinks:





wow

I keep going back to this thread for this picture.


Someone needs to write a poem about THAT.

"The Zucchini I Stuck in my Waistband"

By Jacob "Tiny" Peters

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #431 on: October 06, 2011, 04:02:46 PM »
Boys have their perks.

Literally.  :zoinks:





wow

I keep going back to this thread for this picture.


Someone needs to write a poem about THAT.

Tis a nice picture indeed.  8)
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #432 on: October 06, 2011, 04:04:10 PM »
:rofl:

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #433 on: October 06, 2011, 04:07:39 PM »
Boys have their perks.

Literally.  :zoinks:





wow

I keep going back to this thread for this picture.


Someone needs to write a poem about THAT.

"The Zucchini I Stuck in my Waistband"

By Jacob "Tiny" Peters

:rofl:

BIG FUCKING PETER is appropriate for that photo.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #434 on: October 06, 2011, 04:10:47 PM »
It' doesnt really take that much to get me going.

The people I REALLY want to see naked dont get naked.

So, imagination time !!!



I like this picture. I like to pretend it means more than it does. :)