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Offline Eclair

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #360 on: May 08, 2007, 07:48:11 AM »
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One typical sign of lying is when someone smiles and the smile looks "painful". It's usually women doing it.
Don't be sexist...I've been to nightclubs and I've watched people all night....guys are the best fakers really.

Maybe NT guys. I'm certainly not.
yes, Lits eyes say, "hey baby, wanna give me a rimjob and drink spoonfulls of my piss?"

Don't remember the 'spoonfuls of my piss' look...how does it go....maybe Richard has perfected it????
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Re: boys are better
« Reply #361 on: May 08, 2007, 08:07:43 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 07:48:11 AM
Quote from: McJagger on May 08, 2007, 07:38:55 AM
Quote from: Litigious on May 08, 2007, 07:35:14 AM
Quote from: Eclair on May 08, 2007, 07:28:00 AM
Quote from: Litigious on May 08, 2007, 07:14:07 AM
One typical sign of lying is when someone smiles and the smile looks "painful". It's usually women doing it.
Don't be sexist...I've been to nightclubs and I've watched people all night....guys are the best fakers really.

Maybe NT guys. I'm certainly not.
yes, Lits eyes say, "hey baby, wanna give me a rimjob and drink spoonfulls of my piss?"

Don't remember the 'spoonfuls of my piss' look...how does it go....maybe Richard has perfected it????
they look like this:

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #362 on: May 08, 2007, 08:16:37 AM »
lol when i first looked at that i thought it was a close up of bill clintion -watsit i can not spell it but u know who i mean
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Re: boys are better
« Reply #363 on: May 08, 2007, 08:17:31 AM »
Women are always at the mercy of our cocks, is why!
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Re: boys are better
« Reply #364 on: May 08, 2007, 08:35:29 AM »
it is my counterpart.....the other glimmer twin.
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Re: boys are better
« Reply #365 on: June 20, 2007, 05:58:54 PM »
Lol, while I have the lack of sensitivity, How long has been since you got a piece of ass Richard?

That laugh will definitely help calmn me down, as will meditation.  No matter how obnoxious I get or can get, I still care.

I wonder, have you had a few or more negative experiences with the women?  Ounce again, I am not trying to make fun, I ask so that I might learn something more about the world around me.  I wish to go further than the average person.  I wish to reach out and lend a helping hand, as it feels good.  I don't mean anything gay.
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Re: boys are better
« Reply #366 on: June 20, 2007, 06:08:04 PM »
I just read women are more efficent sweaters, kind of odd in way considering men are the stronger ones. I am talking generalities.  For example, I mean not unless the women works, out while the man get a beer belly.  They are more flexable to, and hey seem to be better at handling two things at ounce.  Its because they have to be.  So men are best at the things they need to be, generally speaking.  It goes back to the primative era.  All the BS of child birth and such, YUCK!  I am proud to be a man.   

I am speaking in the voice of my mom and her depressed wankerness.  God damn, is this discrete personality disorder?  I guess maybe I triggered it with the hypglycemia.  I suppose the adrenal glands are envolved, god damn those blasted things!  I am calmn, I know the process.  I must be able to pay attention under all that stress, and it makes me wonder.

STFU I don't want to hear man trapped in a boy's body or mind.
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Re: boys are better
« Reply #367 on: June 20, 2007, 11:05:26 PM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on June 20, 2007, 05:58:54 PM
Lol, while I have the lack of sensitivity, How long has been since you got a piece of ass Richard?

You are posting in the mirror again Randy.
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Re: boys are better
« Reply #368 on: June 20, 2007, 11:49:13 PM »
Quote from: richard on May 04, 2007, 05:22:39 PM
lets face it. not only partwise but emotional wise. girls are not only bitches. they are bitches. and are dumb

wow...you're hot. can I have your kittens?
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Re: boys are better
« Reply #369 on: June 21, 2007, 12:02:03 AM »
Quote from: richard on May 04, 2007, 05:25:34 PM
no actually they dont. since im smart enough to not know any woman

Or, perhaps, they're smart enough to stay away from you and convince you you're happy about it.
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Re: boys are better
« Reply #370 on: June 21, 2007, 04:33:48 PM »
Quote from: willow on June 20, 2007, 11:49:13 PM
Quote from: richard on May 04, 2007, 05:22:39 PM
lets face it. not only partwise but emotional wise. girls are not only bitches. they are bitches. and are dumb
wow...you're hot. can I have your kittens?
come here baby let me give you a kiss. can i stick this in yer ear?

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #371 on: June 21, 2007, 04:35:29 PM »
dear gods - get a tongue scraper, for fuck's sake!
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Re: boys are better
« Reply #372 on: June 21, 2007, 04:40:50 PM »
is it that bad? :laugh:
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Re: boys are better
« Reply #373 on: June 21, 2007, 04:42:59 PM »
put it this way - i've seen people with oral thrush who looked better.
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Re: boys are better
« Reply #374 on: June 21, 2007, 04:44:26 PM »
wtf is a tounge scraper anyways? maybe only people in britton worry about what there tounge looks like. i have to admit i do only brush my teeth once a week :green:
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