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Re: boys are better
« Reply #405 on: June 22, 2007, 09:49:37 PM »
wtf is a tounge scraper anyways? maybe only people in britton worry about what there tounge looks like. i have to admit i do only brush my teeth once a week :green:

Dude, you're going to end up where I am.
My damned wisdom teeth are a rotting mess.



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Re: boys are better
« Reply #406 on: June 22, 2007, 09:51:12 PM »
cleanliness is overrated/ only yer feet, hands and butt need to be super clean otherwise you got some problems
you care about clean FEET...but not TEETH?
yes well i use my feet everyday, and if they dont feel right i cant walk. my teeth, last time i heard my food didnt argue

<crickets>

so your teeth don't feel furry and gross if you don't brush them? you don't taste rottenassholes in your mouth?




Vodka (or other mouthwash) cures all ills
of such style.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #407 on: June 22, 2007, 09:52:06 PM »
bullfuckingshit. they fall off if you dont wash them. and my teeth are made out of corundum, theyll never fuck up! :laugh:

So this is a joke right? You're being sarcastic?

Feet DO fall off.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #408 on: June 22, 2007, 09:53:08 PM »
cleanliness is overrated/ only yer feet, hands and butt need to be super clean otherwise you got some problems
you care about clean FEET...but not TEETH?
yes well i use my feet everyday, and if they dont feel right i cant walk. my teeth, last time i heard my food didnt argue
Teeth not bushed rot. There is such a thing as gum disease and tooth decay too. I should know I have already lost one tooth to decay in the end.

Gum disease is the killer.
I just wish that I could bother
to floss.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #409 on: June 22, 2007, 10:42:35 PM »
cleanliness is overrated/ only yer feet, hands and butt need to be super clean otherwise you got some problems
you care about clean FEET...but not TEETH?
yes well i use my feet everyday, and if they dont feel right i cant walk. my teeth, last time i heard my food didnt argue
Teeth not bushed rot. There is such a thing as gum disease and tooth decay too. I should know I have already lost one tooth to decay in the end.

Gum disease is the killer.
I just wish that I could bother
to floss.


floss? what is that?

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #410 on: June 22, 2007, 11:13:36 PM »
cleanliness is overrated/ only yer feet, hands and butt need to be super clean otherwise you got some problems
you care about clean FEET...but not TEETH?
yes well i use my feet everyday, and if they dont feel right i cant walk. my teeth, last time i heard my food didnt argue
Teeth not bushed rot. There is such a thing as gum disease and tooth decay too. I should know I have already lost one tooth to decay in the end.

Gum disease is the killer.
I just wish that I could bother
to floss.


floss? what is that?

You'd like it. It's inserting a bit of string
up against your gumline, and peeling back
a bit of the skin, in order to stimulate the
nerves.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #411 on: June 22, 2007, 11:28:17 PM »
cleanliness is overrated/ only yer feet, hands and butt need to be super clean otherwise you got some problems
you care about clean FEET...but not TEETH?
yes well i use my feet everyday, and if they dont feel right i cant walk. my teeth, last time i heard my food didnt argue
Teeth not bushed rot. There is such a thing as gum disease and tooth decay too. I should know I have already lost one tooth to decay in the end.

Gum disease is the killer.
I just wish that I could bother
to floss.


floss? what is that?

You'd like it. It's inserting a bit of string
up against your gumline, and peeling back
a bit of the skin, in order to stimulate the
nerves.


sounds painful.

I like.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #412 on: June 22, 2007, 11:33:26 PM »
I guess I am the rare person who flosses daily lol.   It seems I get food stuck between the same two teeth, and it doesn't get stuck anywhere else.   I might be a little OCD with the flossing though.   Vodka does indeed make an excellent mouthwash. 
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #413 on: June 23, 2007, 01:40:26 AM »
I guess I am the rare person who flosses daily lol.   It seems I get food stuck between the same two teeth, and it doesn't get stuck anywhere else.   I might be a little OCD with the flossing though.   Vodka does indeed make an excellent mouthwash. 

Oral hygiene can only be a good thing.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #414 on: June 23, 2007, 01:45:24 AM »
I guess I am the rare person who flosses daily lol.   It seems I get food stuck between the same two teeth, and it doesn't get stuck anywhere else.   I might be a little OCD with the flossing though.   Vodka does indeed make an excellent mouthwash. 

Oral hygiene can only be a good thing.

http://deadlinehellions.blogspot.com/2006/12/dangers-of-dental-floss.html

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #415 on: June 23, 2007, 01:49:54 AM »
I guess I am the rare person who flosses daily lol.   It seems I get food stuck between the same two teeth, and it doesn't get stuck anywhere else.   I might be a little OCD with the flossing though.   Vodka does indeed make an excellent mouthwash. 

Oral hygiene can only be a good thing.

http://deadlinehellions.blogspot.com/2006/12/dangers-of-dental-floss.html


I'm not looking.  Anything that deters oral hygiene is evil and the spawn of the devil.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #416 on: June 23, 2007, 02:18:18 AM »
i agree. i smoke, and my teeth and gums are still in better shape than many non-smokers i know.  yep, it's a chore, flossing and interdentals, and all that, but it's better (and cheaper) than dentures/fillings.  i loathe having a foul tasting mouth, so i brush my teeth at least 3 times a day, more often four.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #417 on: June 23, 2007, 07:37:46 AM »
I floss daily because I eat apples daily.  I'm too lazy to cut them up.

wtf is a tounge scraper anyways? maybe only people in britton worry about what there tounge looks like. i have to admit i do only brush my teeth once a week :green:

Dude, you're going to end up where I am.
My damned wisdom teeth are a rotting mess.




You never got your wisdom teeth out???
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #418 on: June 23, 2007, 04:09:29 PM »


You never got your wisdom teeth out???

Nope. My dentist told me that they would
impact, so I made them come in straight.
Why should I trust him that I can't heal them?

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Re: boys are better
« Reply #419 on: June 23, 2007, 04:18:03 PM »


You never got your wisdom teeth out???

Nope. My dentist told me that they would
impact, so I made them come in straight.
Why should I trust him that I can't heal them?
You staighten those teeth out in the past? :o
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