Wow, Lit, you must have read my mind. Do you have animal instincts of your own? That's exactly why I hate you. I can't take advantage of you because you're all the way over there in Sweden, so instead, I just simmer in burning resentment from a distance. Your logic and theory are so superior to mine that I'm afraid to even talk to you online because you might expose me for what I really am.
*runs away, covers her head, and cowers in a corner*