Little Girl: Do you wanna build a snowman?Old Man: NoLittle Girl: *cries hysterically*
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Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 13, 2007, 12:29:27 PMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:27:54 PMI'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.Just tell them that it's their favourite online uncle who belongs in an asylum. Naught to fret about.I had no idea what you were saying on those things, this being Intensity and all.
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:27:54 PMI'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.Just tell them that it's their favourite online uncle who belongs in an asylum. Naught to fret about.
I'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.
No you nonce- I meant I didn't know if you what you were saying was going to be suitable hearing for children because of the site you posted them on. I haven't listened to them yet so I don't know if you sound like a retard or not (but I doubt that you will).
AH HAH, RICHARD LOOKS LIKE AN ANTISOCIAL FUCK!OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE SMILE?
the neverland one was teh funneh.
Quote from: McJagger on May 12, 2007, 07:12:21 PMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 01:18:24 PMDirty talk? Depends how well its done, but if you use the word pussy it ain't going to do anything for me (well ,maybe it will make me laugh).fuck you, pussy!What? You have a problem with me not liking that word for dirty talk? If its used in written smut I don't have a problem with the word, it just isn't one I want to hear during sex. Would it turn you on if your wife whispered in your ear 'ohh your willy feels so good.'?
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 12, 2007, 01:18:24 PMDirty talk? Depends how well its done, but if you use the word pussy it ain't going to do anything for me (well ,maybe it will make me laugh).fuck you, pussy!
Dirty talk? Depends how well its done, but if you use the word pussy it ain't going to do anything for me (well ,maybe it will make me laugh).
I had silent sex with Pete: http://www.mediafire.com/?0zymw5jjn0r
Quote from: Islam's Comedy Flamer on May 13, 2007, 12:29:27 PMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on May 13, 2007, 12:27:54 PMI'm going to have to read this thread one day when I don't have kids in the room and actually listen to some of them.Just tell them that it's their favourite online uncle who belongs in an asylum. Naught to fret about.After listening to them I'm not sure your explanation would make them feel better about the one where you threaten to rape all the little children, favourite uncle or not.
Hey it made me laugh and when you're not doing silly voices you actually have a very nice voice. (I thought you said your accent was difficult to understand )
