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Quote from: PMS Elle on May 03, 2007, 05:57:44 PMYes, I do not want spawnlings, and I'd like to lose ten pounds (or more, given a genie or something).No, there are no side effects for me; although some women with this condition are born missing a kidney or other vital organ in addition to missing a uterus.You don't have a uterus?? I hope for your sake that you have the fun parts at least.
Yes, I do not want spawnlings, and I'd like to lose ten pounds (or more, given a genie or something).No, there are no side effects for me; although some women with this condition are born missing a kidney or other vital organ in addition to missing a uterus.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on May 03, 2007, 06:24:26 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on May 03, 2007, 05:57:44 PMYes, I do not want spawnlings, and I'd like to lose ten pounds (or more, given a genie or something).No, there are no side effects for me; although some women with this condition are born missing a kidney or other vital organ in addition to missing a uterus.You don't have a uterus?? I hope for your sake that you have the fun parts at least. Sounds like a good deal then.All of the fun, none of the risks. Well, OK, HALF the risks.
Would you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?
I guess I can't convince you I am not just trying to kiss your ass crazy, but it honestly does sadden me that you wont produce any offspring. Early retirement perhaps, but to let your traits die with you is a small tradegy.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: Nomaken on May 04, 2007, 04:42:35 AMWould you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?Do you want to breed a harem of PMS Elles?
Quote from: Peter on May 04, 2007, 09:12:54 AMQuote from: Nomaken on May 04, 2007, 04:42:35 AMWould you mind harvesting your eggs for a considerable sum of money so others could have more of you?Do you want to breed a harem of PMS Elles?I'd settle for a couple of them.
A bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem. It would be a gang.
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 04, 2007, 01:49:43 PMA bunch of me wouldn't turn out to be a harem. It would be a gang. Would they have leather jackets with the gang name on the back, and a funky dance?
