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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2007, 11:34:38 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 02, 2007, 09:10:25 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 02, 2007, 05:40:04 AM
Nope.  Female.  Just a barren mutant.

Talk about lucky.
My wife would have killed
for that trait.

Me to
I begged and begged but you just can not find a doctor in this state willing to take out the perfectly healthy uterus out of a 23 year old
 :'( :'( :'(

but i guess its a lot different when you have been giving the chose and for some woman it would be very sad not to be able
if you dont mind me asking
how do you feal about it?
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #31 on: May 02, 2007, 12:03:35 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on May 02, 2007, 10:35:16 AM
could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?

What eggs?
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2007, 12:26:34 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on May 02, 2007, 12:03:35 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on May 02, 2007, 10:35:16 AM
could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?

What eggs?

PMS has ovaries that produce eggs.  They just don't connect to anything.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2007, 02:41:41 PM »
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on May 02, 2007, 10:28:35 AM
You get to fuck to your heart's content without getting pregnant?? Must be nice.

Me too. I'm surprised that you can get
knocked up. Somehow, I thought you
weren't the type.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2007, 04:27:53 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on May 02, 2007, 10:35:16 AM
could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?

You've asked before.  The answer is still:  Yes, but I'm never going to do that.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #35 on: May 02, 2007, 08:03:09 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 02, 2007, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on May 02, 2007, 10:35:16 AM
could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?

You've asked before.  The answer is still:  Yes, but I'm never going to do that.

Is this because you don't want the evil little results, or do you have some
unnatural aversion to pain?
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2007, 05:50:45 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 02, 2007, 08:03:09 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 02, 2007, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on May 02, 2007, 10:35:16 AM
could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?

You've asked before.  The answer is still:  Yes, but I'm never going to do that.

Is this because you don't want the evil little results, or do you have some
unnatural aversion to pain?

I don't want more of me.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2007, 05:52:15 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 03, 2007, 05:50:45 AM
Quote from: calandale on May 02, 2007, 08:03:09 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 02, 2007, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on May 02, 2007, 10:35:16 AM
could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?

You've asked before.  The answer is still:  Yes, but I'm never going to do that.

Is this because you don't want the evil little results, or do you have some
unnatural aversion to pain?

I don't want more of me.

That could be taken a couple of ways.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2007, 05:53:05 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 03, 2007, 05:52:15 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 03, 2007, 05:50:45 AM
Quote from: calandale on May 02, 2007, 08:03:09 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 02, 2007, 04:27:53 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on May 02, 2007, 10:35:16 AM
could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?

You've asked before.  The answer is still:  Yes, but I'm never going to do that.

Is this because you don't want the evil little results, or do you have some
unnatural aversion to pain?

I don't want more of me.

That could be taken a couple of ways.

I noticed; I mean it more than one of them, though only one is relevant.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2007, 06:02:57 AM »
Is it because one overshadows the rest, as it were?

I'm curious which one is relevant.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2007, 01:54:48 PM »
which ones do you think i mean?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2007, 03:57:09 PM »
I could only think of the spawnlings and the increase in your
own body size. There might be factors of mutant reproduction
that I don't understand though; for example, you might have
to clone yourself, in order to actually reproduce, so feel free
to add whatever I've missed.

Do you feel that there are any negative side effects to your
condition?
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2007, 05:57:44 PM »
Yes, I do not want spawnlings, and I'd like to lose ten pounds (or more, given a genie or something).

No, there are no side effects for me; although some women with this condition are born missing a kidney or other vital organ in addition to missing a uterus.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2007, 06:04:02 PM »
You sound truly blessed.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2007, 06:24:26 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 03, 2007, 05:57:44 PM
Yes, I do not want spawnlings, and I'd like to lose ten pounds (or more, given a genie or something).

No, there are no side effects for me; although some women with this condition are born missing a kidney or other vital organ in addition to missing a uterus.

You don't have a uterus?? I hope for your sake that you have the fun parts at least. :angel:
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