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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2007, 05:31:51 PM »
Tears of shame taste good.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2007, 05:34:48 PM »
+ to both of you for rightly pwning me.   :green:
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2007, 05:45:33 PM »
Tears of shame taste good.

Someone once told me they taste like pennies.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2007, 05:51:32 PM »
Tears of shame taste good.

Someone once told me they taste like pennies.

Never tried Penny's; but different women taste differently.
Actually, I only really enjoyed one woman's menstrual blood.
She had REALLY heavy flow, and it was so sweet.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2007, 06:13:28 PM »
.... I only really enjoyed one woman's menstrual blood.
She had REALLY heavy flow, and it was so sweet.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2007, 06:13:48 PM »
Tears of shame taste good.

Someone once told me they taste like pennies.

Never tried Penny's; but different women taste differently.
Actually, I only really enjoyed one woman's menstrual blood.
She had REALLY heavy flow, and it was so sweet.

This is a moot thing to say here on I2 by and large, but here, I think it's worth saying:

Ewwww.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2007, 06:17:07 PM »
Making me hungry.
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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2007, 06:27:18 PM »
:puke:

This is a moot thing to say here on I2 by and large, but here, I think it's worth saying:

Ewwww.

Oh gods. Don't tell me that neither of you has
been involved in at least one side of this? Normally,
it just tastes a little funky - big fucking deal. You
think semen tastes great? You think that every
ass is perfectly clean when you lick it?

Now, with this girl, what was nice was that it
tasted more like blood, and not so funky.

Plus, I like seeing my face covered in blood;
especially when it's not my own.

Making me hungry.

 :plus: (if I could - at least somebody's not disturbed by something natural)

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2007, 06:56:24 PM »
I have never been involved in menstrual flow in a normal sense, let alone in a culinary sense.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2007, 06:59:17 PM »
You guys better go to the saint store and pick up up a halo for me then.  And not any of them fuckin' cheap copper halos.  Those are for reformed sluts.  I want platinum or I'll tears you guys new arses.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2007, 07:08:39 PM »
I have never been involved in menstrual flow in a normal sense, let alone in a culinary sense.

So you mentioned this a couple of times. NEVER indicates you haven't
been gutted (unless very young). Why don't you bleed? Did you
start out male?

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2007, 05:40:04 AM »
I have never been involved in menstrual flow in a normal sense, let alone in a culinary sense.

So you mentioned this a couple of times. NEVER indicates you haven't
been gutted (unless very young). Why don't you bleed? Did you
start out male?

Nope.  Female.  Just a barren mutant.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2007, 09:10:25 AM »
Nope.  Female.  Just a barren mutant.

Talk about lucky.
My wife would have killed
for that trait.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2007, 10:28:35 AM »
I have never been involved in menstrual flow in a normal sense, let alone in a culinary sense.

So you mentioned this a couple of times. NEVER indicates you haven't
been gutted (unless very young). Why don't you bleed? Did you
start out male?

Nope.  Female.  Just a barren mutant.

You get to fuck to your heart's content without getting pregnant?? Must be nice.

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Re: Women and guns.
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2007, 10:35:16 AM »
could they painstakingly extract one of your eggs to preform artificial insemination on?
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.