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A fellow of mine resigns
« on: April 30, 2007, 01:37:36 AM »
Turns out someone from my department disappeared
recently. Here's his explanation:

http://www.cs.uoregon.edu/~matloff/resign.htm

I didn't realize that there were nuttier people
than I am here.
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2007, 02:39:46 AM »
Wibble. 'I'm leaving because the Mafia are trying to cook me'... wonder if he's heard of Dec?  :eyebrows:
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2007, 02:54:36 AM »
Funny thing is, this is the guy who more or
less replaced me on a certain project. He seemed
like a much harder worker than I'm willing to be,
and far more capable of handling the little crap
that was being demanded. I'm getting a hell of
a kick from it.
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2007, 06:07:07 AM »
maybe he found out that you were a dego.

aren't all italians affiliated with the mafia?
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2007, 06:09:25 AM »
Oh crap. And I bet he saw the machine that
I was bombarding him with. Of course he'd
make the combination.

As to your question, no. My family's
from Northern Italy, where the mob
has little influence. Only two of my
uncles had any affiliation (and a couple
of cousins), AFAIK.
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2007, 10:37:58 AM »
Maybe someone is poisoning him with mercury or some other heavy metal.
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2007, 10:52:03 AM »

He does sound a bit like a hatter.
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2007, 11:42:40 AM »
Sounds like he suffers from post traumatic stress disorder.
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2007, 11:44:15 AM »
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on April 30, 2007, 11:42:40 AM
Sounds like he suffers from post traumatic syndrome.

You mean Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?  I don't think that's it.
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2007, 11:45:00 AM »
That's really bizarre.  Sounds more like paranoid scizophrenia.
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2007, 11:59:00 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on April 30, 2007, 11:44:15 AM
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on April 30, 2007, 11:42:40 AM
Sounds like he suffers from post traumatic syndrome.

You mean Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?  I don't think that's it.

You're too damn fast Callaway. You corrected me before I corrected me.  :P
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2007, 12:00:13 PM »
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on April 30, 2007, 11:59:00 AM
Quote from: Callaway on April 30, 2007, 11:44:15 AM
Quote from: Speedy McScrapheap on April 30, 2007, 11:42:40 AM
Sounds like he suffers from post traumatic syndrome.

You mean Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?  I don't think that's it.

You're too damn fast Callaway. You corrected me before I corrected me.  :P

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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2007, 08:27:45 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on April 30, 2007, 11:44:15 AM

You mean Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?  I don't think that's it.

Could be. One look at my former advisor's code made me run away.
If anyone actually tried to face the pile of crap that he wrote, they
probably would crack. He had files that were 10,000 plus lines, with
the only comments being sections that were commented out. And
this was stuff that was written after 2000. I didn't think that anyone
got away with shit like that.
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2007, 10:01:35 AM »
its schizophrenia! :laugh:
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Re: A fellow of mine resigns
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2007, 10:16:32 AM »
Mike Matloff is probably Calandale.
Resigned to spend more time spamming on internet forums.
The tin-hat theory is just a cover.
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