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Offline McGiver

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Re: worship me
« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2007, 08:48:40 PM »
Quote from: calandale on April 30, 2007, 08:46:38 PM
Great gods, surely you jest?
Love is passion, and passion
is what I am.
passion for depression.

seems like an oxymoron.
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Re: worship me
« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2007, 09:01:22 PM »
Not depressed now.
My little obsession is
keeping that vice away.
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Re: worship me
« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2007, 09:02:29 PM »
Quote from: calandale on April 30, 2007, 09:01:22 PM
Not depressed now.
My little obsession is
keeping that vice away.
are you passionate about this obsession of yours?
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Re: worship me
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2007, 09:21:22 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 30, 2007, 09:02:29 PM
Quote from: calandale on April 30, 2007, 09:01:22 PM
Not depressed now.
My little obsession is
keeping that vice away.
are you passionate about this obsession of yours?

Oh yes. I'm preparing for an audacious display of
desire.
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Re: worship me
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2007, 05:42:13 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 28, 2007, 01:50:42 PM
i would rather have an ugly slut worship me than a beatiful girl with a fashion models body.
give me the slut any day of the week.


what would you like in a person who worships you?

Money, and such total shyness that he never approaches me but simply gives me the money with no strings attached.  And such a weird form of worship that he or she is happy with the arrangement.  (And rich enough that they can afford their eccentricity.)
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Re: worship me
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2007, 05:43:02 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 01, 2007, 05:42:13 AM
Money.

Would that be in every orifice?
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Re: worship me
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2007, 05:43:53 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 01, 2007, 05:43:02 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 01, 2007, 05:42:13 AM
Money.

Would that be in every orifice?

I edited it but you quoted too quick.  And no; in the mail.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: worship me
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2007, 05:44:54 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 01, 2007, 05:43:53 AM
Quote from: calandale on May 01, 2007, 05:43:02 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 01, 2007, 05:42:13 AM
Money.

Would that be in every orifice?

I edited it but you quoted too quick.  And no; in the mail.

First time I've been accused of being too quick.
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Re: worship me
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2007, 11:40:44 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 01, 2007, 05:42:13 AM
Money, and such total shyness that he never approaches me but simply gives me the money with no strings attached.  And such a weird form of worship that he or she is happy with the arrangement.  (And rich enough that they can afford their eccentricity.)

Ever practical. Maybe you should switch careers into the arts and find a patron.
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Re: worship me
« Reply #39 on: March 03, 2014, 10:57:49 PM »
Guest bump. This thread is hilarious. Jack likes the challenging worshiper. Money is good too. :laugh:
« Last Edit: March 03, 2014, 10:59:42 PM by Jack »
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Re: worship me
« Reply #40 on: March 03, 2014, 11:03:56 PM »


A little funny, maybe to some who did not live through this ...


... BUT,    SERIOUSLY!!! 


... resurrecting a seven year old thread?  What the fuck is wrong with you!!!

 :police:
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Re: worship me
« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2014, 11:05:29 PM »
Just saw a guest reading in who's online; sometimes follow the bots to see what's so interesting. Laughed on every page and couldn't resist.
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Re: worship me
« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2014, 11:32:40 PM »
You do know that the bots pick threads at random, don't you? Web crawlers are stupid.
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Re: worship me
« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2014, 11:33:29 PM »
Three would make me a serial murderer. This seems awkward. So stop with bringing up old shit just to have a laugh.

Just have your private laugh and leave us to have our own private laughs.
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Re: worship me
« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2014, 11:34:52 PM »
Quote from: odeon on March 03, 2014, 11:32:40 PM
You do know that the bots pick threads at random, don't you? Web crawlers are stupid.

Totally get that, but ...


No one wants the last word, right, so just let us let it go, right?
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