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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #165 on: June 04, 2007, 03:26:44 PM »
To save worse than defenseless mr litigious e. dec the bother of guessing, I'll tell you now - every time i spot him posting as that schizophrenic fucktard i've taken to gheying him and his alter ego.  :evillaugh:
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #166 on: June 04, 2007, 03:28:09 PM »
you bastard!
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #167 on: June 04, 2007, 03:28:45 PM »
That's cowardly!  >:(
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duncvis

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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #168 on: June 04, 2007, 03:34:22 PM »
Not really, since I'm telling you I'm doing it, and why.  :evillaugh:
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #169 on: June 04, 2007, 03:34:58 PM »
Oy vey, I'm listening to Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy now, just to comfort myself.  :'(
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #170 on: June 04, 2007, 04:37:15 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on June 04, 2007, 03:10:46 PM

"Girl cooties" (or "boy cooties") is a joke.  It does not mean literal cooties.  It is something that boys who don't like girls (or girls who don't like boys) usually because they are too young, say.

Which are plastic, of course.
I have litteral cooties.
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #171 on: January 10, 2013, 11:59:48 PM »
Quote from: ASPIE-VILLAGE-EXPERT on April 24, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAKES ASPIES (NTS WHO WERE WRONGLY DIAGNOSED) HERE, SO I HAVE PREPARED A SINPLE QUESTIONAIRE TO WEED OUT THE CHAFF.  IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOUR DIAGNOSIS WAS ERRORNEUS AND YOU ARE INDEED AN NT.

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR

WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
Yes
Yes
Yes
Probably, we did not call it clubbing.
Fuck no! Mork And Mindy is fucking moronic.
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #172 on: January 11, 2013, 12:31:31 AM »
I must be fake then ... :(
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #173 on: January 11, 2013, 03:57:18 AM »
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WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

Well i kissed a girl....and i liked it! :lovelove:
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #174 on: January 11, 2013, 05:29:44 AM »
Quote from: ASPIE-VILLAGE-EXPERT on April 24, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAKES ASPIES (NTS WHO WERE WRONGLY DIAGNOSED) HERE, SO I HAVE PREPARED A SINPLE QUESTIONAIRE TO WEED OUT THE CHAFF.  IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOUR DIAGNOSIS WAS ERRORNEUS AND YOU ARE INDEED AN NT.

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR

WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME


1. yes

2. yes

3. no, I am as pure as the snow. >:D

4. bar hopping yes, clubbing no.

5. Possibly... when stoned. I hated that show. :P
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #175 on: January 12, 2013, 02:19:29 PM »
Answering yes does not make you a fake aspie, but writing this quiz confirms you are a real (ly low functioning) one.
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #176 on: January 12, 2013, 09:17:20 PM »
Quote from: One L on January 12, 2013, 02:19:29 PM
Answering yes does not make you a fake aspie, but writing this quiz confirms you are a real (ly low functioning) one.

Well put...
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #177 on: January 14, 2013, 04:06:25 AM »
Quote from: ASPIE-VILLAGE-EXPERT on April 24, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAKES ASPIES (NTS WHO WERE WRONGLY DIAGNOSED) HERE, SO I HAVE PREPARED A SINPLE QUESTIONAIRE TO WEED OUT THE CHAFF.  IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOUR DIAGNOSIS WAS ERRORNEUS AND YOU ARE INDEED AN NT.

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR

WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)

WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING

DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME



I did two of the above so I am fake then.  Yay. Now to convince my husband I don't have autism.
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #178 on: January 16, 2013, 06:52:05 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on January 11, 2013, 03:57:18 AM
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WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

Well i kissed a girl....and i liked it! :lovelove:
Well, who hasn't?   :orly:
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #179 on: January 16, 2013, 12:19:06 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 16, 2013, 06:52:05 AM
Quote from: bodaccea on January 11, 2013, 03:57:18 AM
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WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE

Well i kissed a girl....and i liked it! :lovelove:
Well, who hasn't?   :orly:

Duke. :orly:
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