ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST

[Lucifer]

What? No flaming? No fighting? I got the popcorn, didn't I? And I'm sure McJ will drop by with some beer soon.

"I refuse to fight a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed."  Oscar Wilde.

no pleasure from it, odeon, my love - it's like playing chess with a four year old who's not very good at chess.

[Litigious]

What? No flaming? No fighting? I got the popcorn, didn't I? And I'm sure McJ will drop by with some beer soon.

"I refuse to fight a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed."  Oscar Wilde.

no pleasure from it, odeon, my love - it's like playing chess with a four year old who's not very good at chess.

You're just afraid, bitch. 

[odeon]

What? No flaming? No fighting? I got the popcorn, didn't I? And I'm sure McJ will drop by with some beer soon.

"I refuse to fight a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed."  Oscar Wilde.

no pleasure from it, odeon, my love - it's like playing chess with a four year old who's not very good at chess.

But when the four year old loses, he can sometimes get mad and try to hit you on the head with the board. All I'm saying is, don't underestimate the entertainment value of preschool kids.

[Lucifer]

not really.  but then, i haven't got the admin power to lop screeds of points off people's karma, have i dear, so perhaps i should be...?

nah, can't be fucked, frankly.  after all, i have a life.

[Lucifer]

What? No flaming? No fighting? I got the popcorn, didn't I? And I'm sure McJ will drop by with some beer soon.

"I refuse to fight a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed."  Oscar Wilde.

no pleasure from it, odeon, my love - it's like playing chess with a four year old who's not very good at chess.

But when the four year old loses, he can sometimes get mad and try to hit you on the head with the board. All I'm saying is, don't underestimate the entertainment value of preschool kids.

ah yes, but the operative word is "entertaining".  litigious is about as entertaining as a week old corpse.

[odeon]

not really.  but then, i haven't got the admin power to lop screeds of points off people's karma, have i dear, so perhaps i should be...?

I noticed. I think it's the closest thing you'll get to that chessboard.

[Litigious]

If she were here, I'd tame her like all bitches should be tamed. 

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[Lucifer]

doubt it, dear - i'd never get into that position with my arthritis.

[Litigious]

doubt it, dear - i'd never get into that position with my arthritis.

I wouldn't care about your arthritis. 

[Lucifer]

doubt it, dear - i'd never get into that position with my arthritis.

I wouldn't care about your arthritis. 

of course not, dear.  after all, if it weren't for people who were too physically disabled to run away, you'd never have a chance at getting your leg over, would you?  bless.

[Litigious]

doubt it, dear - i'd never get into that position with my arthritis.

I wouldn't care about your arthritis. 

of course not, dear.  after all, if it weren't for people who were too physically disabled to run away, you'd never have a chance at getting your leg over, would you?  bless.

I had a 15 year old girl licking my 36 year old arsehole this winter, voluntarily. I enjoyed it and I consider it a great honour of me letting her do it. 

[Lucifer]

well done.  i find lavatory paper more convenient, myself.

by the way, i may be semi-literate (oh, how i am laughing), but at least i have a grasp of grammar and syntax.  do try, child - garbled nonsense does dilute the thrust of your argument (pffft) so.

[Litigious]

There's nothing wrong with my grammar or syntax. 

And a soft, moist, warm young girl's tongue is much better than toilet paper. The feeling of power and her humiliation...mmm...

[odeon]

Now, where the fuck is McJ and the beer?

[Lucifer]

Now, where the fuck is McJ and the beer?

don't bother, hon, there's no point.  it's not worth wasting energy on any more tonight.  perhaps he'll regroup and come up with something worth playing with - or even intelligent - tomorrow, eh?