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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2007, 07:14:31 AM »
ok.

by last count, you two swedes have killed three threads in the free for all section.
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2007, 07:15:44 AM »
I'm sorry. I ass myself in the ass for forgiveness. :'(
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2007, 07:16:08 AM »
I fuck my fuck for being such a fuck.  :'(
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #33 on: April 25, 2007, 09:54:19 AM »
Quote from: ASPIE-VILLAGE-EXPERT on April 24, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE ARE A LOT OF FAKES ASPIES (NTS WHO WERE WRONGLY DIAGNOSED) HERE, SO I HAVE PREPARED A SINPLE QUESTIONAIRE TO WEED OUT THE CHAFF.  IF YOU ANSWER YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS YOUR DIAGNOSIS WAS ERRORNEUS AND YOU ARE INDEED AN NT.

THE QUESTIONS BEGIN-

DID YOU EVER DRIVE A CAR 

Yes, more than once actually. I was then told they don't drive well underwater.


Quote from: ASPIE-VILLAGE-EXPERT on April 24, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
WERE YOU EVER EMPLOYED (INCLUDING PAPER ROUND)
Yes, but my rich daddy owned the company and that how I got my job.

Quote from: ASPIE-VILLAGE-EXPERT on April 24, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
WHEN WITH A WOMAN DID YOU EVER KISS OR MORE
Nope

Quote from: ASPIE-VILLAGE-EXPERT on April 24, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
DID YOU EVER GO CLUBBING
Yes,.. reluctantly when I was younger. I alway left much earlier than everyone else becasue of the croweds and noise.

Quote from: ASPIE-VILLAGE-EXPERT on April 24, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
DID YOU EVER LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THE TV SHOW MORK AND MINDY
Not out loud

Quote from: ASPIE-VILLAGE-EXPERT on April 24, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You are very welcome


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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2007, 10:02:00 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:22:08 AM
I have a really hard problem. I have a sweet girl that I dumped because she was too annoying, except when it came to sex. She did lick and fingerfuck my arsehole, though, and now it seems like she wants me back. There is another girl that is truly beautyful, but she is almost phobic about anal sex.  :(

So she'll be really tight from the nervousness?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2007, 10:08:43 AM »
Quote from: Peter on April 25, 2007, 10:02:00 AM
Quote from: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:22:08 AM
I have a really hard problem. I have a sweet girl that I dumped because she was too annoying, except when it came to sex. She did lick and fingerfuck my arsehole, though, and now it seems like she wants me back. There is another girl that is truly beautyful, but she is almost phobic about anal sex.  :(

So she'll be really tight from the nervousness?

She probably won't do it at all.
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2007, 10:21:52 AM »
The author might have been taking the piss, but there are instances where people have been misdiagnosed with an ASD.
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #37 on: April 25, 2007, 10:30:33 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 10:08:43 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 25, 2007, 10:02:00 AM
Quote from: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:22:08 AM
I have a really hard problem. I have a sweet girl that I dumped because she was too annoying, except when it came to sex. She did lick and fingerfuck my arsehole, though, and now it seems like she wants me back. There is another girl that is truly beautyful, but she is almost phobic about anal sex.  :(

So she'll be really tight from the nervousness?

She probably won't do it at all.
If she was not tempted, she would be already done tempting you, most likely.

OT:
I'm not an aspiie. I'm not a fake aspie, either.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2007, 10:33:40 AM by Calamity Jane »
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2007, 02:02:57 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 25, 2007, 10:30:33 AM
Quote from: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 10:08:43 AM
Quote from: Peter on April 25, 2007, 10:02:00 AM
Quote from: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:22:08 AM
I have a really hard problem. I have a sweet girl that I dumped because she was too annoying, except when it came to sex. She did lick and fingerfuck my arsehole, though, and now it seems like she wants me back. There is another girl that is truly beautyful, but she is almost phobic about anal sex.  :(

So she'll be really tight from the nervousness?

She probably won't do it at all.
If she was not tempted, she would be already done tempting you, most likely.

OT:
I'm not an aspiie. I'm not a fake aspie, either.
you are you.  and we love you for that.
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2007, 02:37:07 PM »
aspie village is fucking gay you homo!
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #40 on: April 25, 2007, 05:22:12 PM »
Oh well, it's time I came clean, I'm married happily for 16 years this friday, drive a car, owned a car since 1989, have two college degrees, have a career, ..........I'm so ashamed about the fact that I have been living a lie to you all. :'(   

Where's that ice pick..I need to lobotomize myself again! :P

<sarcasm>***********
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #41 on: April 25, 2007, 05:24:50 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on April 25, 2007, 05:22:12 PM
Oh well, it's time I came clean, I'm married happily for 16 years this friday, drive a car, owned a car since 1989, have two college degrees, have a career, ..........I'm so ashamed about the fact that I have been living a lie to you all. :'(   

Where's that ice pick..I need to lobotomize myself again! :P

<sarcasm>***********

OMG, you even use sarcasm, you sickening fraud! 
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #42 on: April 25, 2007, 05:54:25 PM »
I know, I know, I feel so cheap and dirty.......somebody spank me, NOW, HARD AND FAST..............I want PI to do it................ :eyebrows:  Beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks..........ok.......well, if PI isn't available, I want Callaway! :evillaugh:
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #43 on: April 25, 2007, 06:02:24 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on April 25, 2007, 05:54:25 PM
Beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks..........ok.......well, if PI isn't available, I want Callaway! :evillaugh:

 :o

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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #44 on: April 25, 2007, 07:28:24 PM »
Oh, you buxom Mountain girls know what a man likes!   :evillaugh:  err, could somebody remind me that I am married middle class dude of moderation in thought......errrrr....on second thought,,,,,,wtf.......this is Intensity. :green:  Lay it on me, baby, make me squeal like a pig! >:D
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