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IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« on: April 24, 2007, 12:25:04 PM »
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2007, 12:31:46 PM »
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?


That's partially true, Douglas.  We are all human computers with photographic memories, but we are not mind readers.


MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE


You needn't worry about this, because your son has no friends.   ;)




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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2007, 12:32:45 PM »
We can always count on Callaway for good, sensible advice.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2007, 12:45:01 PM »
Yes, but we run a linux operating system so we're practically incapable of interfacing with newbies to aspergers and we are incompatible with half the world we interact with and the rest is fulla bugs.  So nothing to fear really.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2007, 02:02:07 PM »
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

I'm sorry, but your assumptions are not logical.  We are not the hell mind-reading computers.  :vulcan:
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2007, 02:22:25 PM »
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

A hydrolic press seems effective.  Or superheated steel.

 "It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with.... It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead." - Kyle from Terminator.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2007, 03:09:01 PM »
A hydrolic press seems effective.  Or superheated steel.

 "It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with.... It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead." - Kyle from Terminator.
I nominate you to stop it, then!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2007, 03:35:31 PM »
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?


That's partially true, Douglas.  We are all human computers with photographic memories, but we are not mind readers.

I am, but I started doubting my abilities when I wanted to read Douglas' mind. I couldn't read anything. Only later did I find out that there wasn't a brain to read.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2007, 03:59:27 PM »
Gosh, the only thing that fit me there was the
mind reading part, and I can only do it really close.

Maybe I'm not really an aspie after all.

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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2007, 04:17:02 PM »
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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2007, 06:45:13 PM »
Nomination accepted!
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
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We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2007, 06:54:18 PM »
i don't know what to think anymore.
Misunderstood.

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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2007, 06:57:11 PM »
Probably the best state of existence to be in, next to not thinking at all.
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We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2007, 06:57:22 PM »
I think that the correct term is Mentant.

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Re: IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2007, 07:06:14 PM »
IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

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