IS IT TRUE THAT UR HUMAN COMPUTERS

[DOUGLAS_PLANK_SNR]

IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

[Callaway]

IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

That's partially true, Douglas.  We are all human computers with photographic memories, but we are not mind readers.

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

You needn't worry about this, because your son has no friends.   

[Pyraxis]

We can always count on Callaway for good, sensible advice.

[Nomaken]

Yes, but we run a linux operating system so we're practically incapable of interfacing with newbies to aspergers and we are incompatible with half the world we interact with and the rest is fulla bugs.  So nothing to fear really.

[El]

IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

I'm sorry, but your assumptions are not logical.  We are not the hell mind-reading computers. 

[Nomaken]

IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

A hydrolic press seems effective.  Or superheated steel.

 "It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with.... It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead." - Kyle from Terminator.

[El]

A hydrolic press seems effective.  Or superheated steel.

 "It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with.... It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead." - Kyle from Terminator.

I nominate you to stop it, then!

[odeon]

IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

That's partially true, Douglas.  We are all human computers with photographic memories, but we are not mind readers.

I am, but I started doubting my abilities when I wanted to read Douglas' mind. I couldn't read anything. Only later did I find out that there wasn't a brain to read.

[Calandale]

Gosh, the only thing that fit me there was the
mind reading part, and I can only do it really close.

Maybe I'm not really an aspie after all.

[Lurk Hurk Gurk]

...

Cheese detected. Nose must be debugged; prepare for fluffalization - the carrots will be there in a moment.

[Nomaken]

Nomination accepted!

[McGiver]

i don't know what to think anymore.

[Nomaken]

Probably the best state of existence to be in, next to not thinking at all.

[Calandale]

I think that the correct term is Mentant.

[Peter]

IS IT TRUE THAT U R HUMAN COMPUTERS AND CAN READ PPLS MINDS AND HAVE A FOTO-GRAPHIC MEMORY TO REMEMBER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT SOMEONE FOR TRACKING THEM DOWN?

MY SON RUNS ANOTHER ASSPY WEBSITE AND HE SAYS IF I UPSET HIM HE WILL MAKE ALL HIS ASSPY BUDDIES COME AND GET ME

HE SAYS THEY HAVE COMPUTING POWERS AND CAN MEMORIZE THE FONE BOOK IN A SECOND SO THERS NO ESCAPE FROM THEM.  AND THEY HAVE HYPNOTIZING POWERS OVER YOU.

YOU CANNOT BEG FOR MERCY BECAUSE THEY KNOW NO PITY OR REMORSE OPERATING ON PURE MAELOVANT LOGIC AND REASON.   

I KNO IM SAFE HERE BECAUSE HE SAYS THE SITE SUCKS AND HE DOESNT READ IT.  MY SON IS AN ABOMINATION AND I SHOULD NEVER HAVE FATHERED THIS EVIL THING HE IS FROM THE DEVIL

HOW CAN ASSPIES BE DEFEATED IF THEY ARE COMING AFTER YOU OR IS IT NOT POSSIBLE

Yes, we're evil robot hangman sneak underlings of the moon computer god with hypnotic powers to make you a Frankenstein slave.

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