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How to of the day
« on: April 23, 2007, 03:30:27 PM »
How to - masturbate an elephant:

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Re: How to of the day
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2007, 03:32:47 PM »
Quote from: spaghetto on April 23, 2007, 03:30:27 PM
How to - masturbate an elephant:


my pure eyes.
my pure ears.

omg!
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Re: How to of the day
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2007, 03:43:54 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 23, 2007, 03:32:47 PM
Quote from: spaghetto on April 23, 2007, 03:30:27 PM
How to - masturbate an elephant:


my pure eyes.
my pure ears.

omg!

you're just disappointed there was no money shot


that elephant seems to have a fairly good life all things considered
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Re: How to of the day
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2007, 05:45:35 PM »
I'v seen horse "money shots" on a site that "Shawn" a "douchebag" on AI posted and I found UN-erotic, in fact gross.  And I'm a nurse....... it takes a lot to gross me out.
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Re: How to of the day
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2007, 10:19:06 PM »
I get kind of aroused by things like this. Then again, I like to watch
animals going at it. Still can't quite figure out how birds manage to
get inseminated though - it just seems too unlikely.
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Re: How to of the day
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2016, 09:52:39 PM »
Too bad the video is gone.  :bigcry:
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Re: How to of the day
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2016, 06:00:48 AM »
Quote from: Stromtrooper on June 10, 2016, 09:52:39 PM
Too bad the video is gone.  :bigcry:

  Yes, things like that can happen over the course of nine years. :trollskull:
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Re: How to of the day
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2016, 07:50:15 AM »
Ask and you will receive.



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That's nasty.
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Re: How to of the day
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2016, 07:54:06 AM »
  Next up:  "How To Bleach Your Brain."  :zombiefuck:
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Re: How to of the day
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2016, 08:42:56 AM »
Semicolon really needs to come back.
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Re: How to of the day
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2016, 09:06:16 AM »
Quote from: Stromtrooper on June 11, 2016, 08:42:56 AM
Semicolon really needs to come back.
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Re: How to of the day
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2016, 01:57:33 PM »
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Re: How to of the day
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2016, 04:34:27 PM »
  Well, I'm not doing it.  :mastodon:  One of you guys will have to. :trollskull:
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