Oh nice, I hope they weren't cheap enough to steal some Essex tarts along with the bridge!
And yes please help me develop a virus to make all grey squirrels sterile.
Very soon I'm going to buy some squirrels from the farmers market and make a tasty casserole.
I have some experience. When I was 12 at a scout camp we hunted the bastards and got 2 with an air rifle. Into a casserole with some chicken, it was very tasty. Skinned them and all. Arkala helped us in the pursuit!