Maybe we need a new thread in the Submissions Forum: "Sew my leaky asshole up and rip me a new one" or something specifically for no-holds-barred critique.
this must be a personal jab at me.
i have discussed my anal leakage problems before.
Why the hell would I take a personal cheap shot at you, McJagger? If I wanted to take a sucker punch at you it would be in the first person/second person framework, not slimed in from afar, dropped somewhere as a hint.
I can't understand why you would think that. You are not the only one with a leaky asshole, for another thing. It is also slang for someone who won't shut-up, which is closer to what I meant to describe. Also, describing the odorous "Fartistes" who are constantly posting their fartwork, like my twenty pages of fractals.
How about "Shut me up and tell me why I suck". That just doesn't have the same ring to it. (That's not meant personally either, to anyone.)
Besides, McJ, I had forgotten all about your leakage problem. Sorry that it's still a subject you think about.
You seem to have a fairly low opinion of me, for some reason.