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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #165 on: May 08, 2007, 05:26:52 PM »
I'd actually appreciate constructive, tactful criticism.  Well if I'm honest part of me would, part of me would worry that constructive criticism would really be an excuse to take the piss.

I don't think criticism would make me stop trying to write, but it could make me reconsider my audience if it was more of the  'Sew my leaky asshole up and rip me a new one' type, rather than constructive.


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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #166 on: May 08, 2007, 07:05:39 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on May 08, 2007, 02:45:14 PM

Maybe we need a new thread in the Submissions Forum: "Sew my leaky asshole up and rip me a new one" or something specifically for no-holds-barred critique.


this must be a personal jab at me.

i have discussed my anal leakage problems before.
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #167 on: May 08, 2007, 07:51:15 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 08, 2007, 07:05:39 PM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on May 08, 2007, 02:45:14 PM

Maybe we need a new thread in the Submissions Forum: "Sew my leaky asshole up and rip me a new one" or something specifically for no-holds-barred critique.


this must be a personal jab at me.

i have discussed my anal leakage problems before.

Why the hell would I take a personal cheap shot at you, McJagger? If I wanted to take a sucker punch at you it would be in the first person/second person framework, not slimed in from afar, dropped somewhere as a hint.
I can't understand why you would think that. You are not the only one with a leaky asshole, for another thing. It is also slang for someone who won't shut-up, which is closer to what I meant to describe.  Also, describing the odorous "Fartistes" who are constantly posting their fartwork, like my twenty pages of fractals.

How about "Shut me up and tell me why I suck".  That just doesn't have the same ring to it. (That's not meant personally either, to anyone.)

Besides, McJ, I had forgotten all about your leakage problem. Sorry that it's still a subject you think about.

You seem to have a fairly low opinion of me, for some reason.
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #168 on: May 08, 2007, 07:54:50 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on May 08, 2007, 07:51:15 PM

Why the hell would I take a personal cheap shot at you, McJagger? If I wanted to take a sucker punch at you it would be in the first person/second person framework, not slimed in from afar, dropped somewhere as a hint.
I can't understand why you would think that. You are not the only one with a leaky asshole, for another thing. It is also slang for someone who won't shut-up, which is closer to what I meant to describe.

Uh, I think that he was joking, and erm, being kind of self-centered, as we always are?

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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #169 on: May 08, 2007, 07:58:00 PM »
Are you mediating?
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #170 on: May 08, 2007, 07:58:46 PM »
Naw, just post-whoring.
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #171 on: May 08, 2007, 07:58:52 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 08, 2007, 07:54:50 PM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on May 08, 2007, 07:51:15 PM

Why the hell would I take a personal cheap shot at you, McJagger? If I wanted to take a sucker punch at you it would be in the first person/second person framework, not slimed in from afar, dropped somewhere as a hint.
I can't understand why you would think that. You are not the only one with a leaky asshole, for another thing. It is also slang for someone who won't shut-up, which is closer to what I meant to describe.

Uh, I think that he was joking, and erm, being kind of self-centered, as we always are?

 :asthing:
ouch.
how do i procede?


i thought that you knew me well emough to know that i am self centered, and i really don't get upset about stuff like this.

i was of course, engaging in light banter with you and just having a laugh at my own expense.

DD, you just did  :asthing:
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #172 on: May 08, 2007, 08:16:25 PM »
Oh. OK. I'm a little jumpy right now, I suppose.

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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #173 on: May 08, 2007, 08:17:18 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on May 08, 2007, 08:16:25 PM

Oh. OK. I'm a little jumpy right now, I suppose.
dance it off  :dance:
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #174 on: May 08, 2007, 08:22:30 PM »
Dance to death....

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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #175 on: May 09, 2007, 12:22:33 AM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on May 08, 2007, 08:16:25 PM
Oh. OK. I'm a little jumpy right now, I suppose.

:asthing:

Teehee, DD did an AS thing, DD did an AS thing. :laugh:
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #176 on: May 10, 2007, 02:28:27 AM »
On topic...or is it off topic?

I saw my stepdad's mum the night before she died. She was dying from bowel cancer. It was not a nice sight. And even though she told people I was "simple", I still felt sorry for her.
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #177 on: May 10, 2007, 01:48:33 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on May 10, 2007, 02:28:27 AM
On topic...or is it off topic?

I saw my stepdad's mum the night before she died. She was dying from bowel cancer. It was not a nice sight. And even though she told people I was "simple", I still felt sorry for her.

My great aunt died of bowel cancer.  She was in such horrible pain, even though she had morphine shots, which my aunt, who was a nurse, could give her.  I remember her telling someone to rip her tailbone out, brcause she hurt so much.

I was with my ex's mother when she died from breast cancer which spread to her bones and lungs.  My grandmother died of ovarian cancer which spread to her lungs, but she waited to die so she could see me first.  She died shortly after I was born.  My mother had thyroid cancer which spread, but she died of a heart attack while she was in the hospital. 
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #178 on: May 10, 2007, 01:54:01 PM »
I'd choose a heart attack before cancer any day. My grandfather died of cancer in the spleen and pancreas. He died after just six week in the hospital but before that he had a football-sized cyst in his stomach and gruesome pains, which even morphine couldn't stop.
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #179 on: May 10, 2007, 02:18:29 PM »
And if the cancer doesn't get you, the treatment will. My dad survived the cancer but the radiation therapy took whatever resistance he could offer against pneumonia and the like. :(
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