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Offline Calandale

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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #90 on: May 04, 2007, 06:12:26 PM »
You are such a better son than I am.
I run and hide from my mother, when
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #91 on: May 04, 2007, 06:16:48 PM »
I love my mother. She calls me "my first born" and "my big boy".  :)
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #92 on: May 04, 2007, 06:19:08 PM »
Mine reminds me constantly that
she brought me into the world,
so she has every right to take me
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #93 on: May 06, 2007, 03:48:05 AM »
my mom asks for my advice too. she says i have amazing abilities to help others even though i can't help myself. :P
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #94 on: May 06, 2007, 07:00:12 AM »
Quote from: Milla Bobilla Banana Boink on May 06, 2007, 03:48:05 AM
my mom asks for my advice too. she says i have amazing abilities to help others even though i can't help myself. :P
keen sense of insight?
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #95 on: May 06, 2007, 07:34:11 AM »
i can often tell what is wrong with other people's lives and how they should solve their problems but of course i can't figure out how to fix my own crap. i'm like a fortune teller who never wins the lottery.
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #96 on: May 06, 2007, 07:38:53 AM »
Quote from: Milla Bobilla Banana Boink on May 06, 2007, 07:34:11 AM
i can often tell what is wrong with other people's lives and how they should solve their problems but of course i can't figure out how to fix my own crap. i'm like a fortune teller who never wins the lottery.
it is as if you lose one sense the other senses are heightend.
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #97 on: May 06, 2007, 07:41:16 AM »
yeah or just a funky sense of humor god has :P
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #98 on: May 06, 2007, 08:00:13 AM »
Quote from: Milla Bobilla Banana Boink on May 06, 2007, 07:41:16 AM
yeah or just a funky sense of humor god has :P
that bastard.  how dare him pick on you.
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #99 on: May 06, 2007, 08:03:03 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 06, 2007, 08:00:13 AM
Quote from: Milla Bobilla Banana Boink on May 06, 2007, 07:41:16 AM
yeah or just a funky sense of humor god has :P
that bastard.  how dare him pick on you.

It's a her. I've communed with it.
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #100 on: May 06, 2007, 08:07:43 AM »
mother-father god is a hermaphrodite
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #101 on: May 06, 2007, 08:08:18 AM »
Quote from: Milla Bobilla Banana Boink on May 06, 2007, 08:07:43 AM
mother-father god is a hermaphrodite
still a bastard.
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #102 on: May 06, 2007, 08:10:29 AM »
Quote from: Milla Bobilla Banana Boink on May 06, 2007, 08:07:43 AM
mother-father god is a hermaphrodite

We're talking about Pyraxis here, right?
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #103 on: May 06, 2007, 08:11:01 AM »
is pyraxis god?
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Re: brushes with death.
« Reply #104 on: May 06, 2007, 08:15:36 AM »
I do believe that she is the embodiment of all
evil, yes.
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