A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I'd like to move to China temporarily to go slap the chink that screwed me on ebay!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't even return my item because the return address is in Chinese and ebay suspended him/ her for probably not sending what you ordered.
Quote from: Fine Chocolate on April 21, 2007, 05:57:59 AMI'd like to move to China temporarily to go slap the chink that screwed me on ebay!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't even return my item because the return address is in Chinese and ebay suspended him/ her for probably not sending what you ordered.It was a couple of Chinese rip offs that made me give up on ebay. One of them was bootleg movies offered as real.I have also been in some really deep and inspiring email conversations with a Chinese audiophile, who I sold some old German recording equipment to, earlier. Like everything else, there is good and bad in everyone, I think.
people were honest in america in during the 50's.
I make sure the front door is locked even if I'm just going upstairs for a few minutes- when I was a kid we only locked the front door at bedtime.
we lock, bolt and chain the front door. then we set the alarm.
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 21, 2007, 06:41:27 AMI make sure the front door is locked even if I'm just going upstairs for a few minutes- when I was a kid we only locked the front door at bedtime.That's what I mean. But instead of making it easier for law abiding people to defend themselves, if the worst would happen, they make it impossible or almost impossible, both in the UK and Sweden.
Quote from: Litigious on April 21, 2007, 06:48:38 AMQuote from: purposefulinsanity on April 21, 2007, 06:41:27 AMI make sure the front door is locked even if I'm just going upstairs for a few minutes- when I was a kid we only locked the front door at bedtime.That's what I mean. But instead of making it easier for law abiding people to defend themselves, if the worst would happen, they make it impossible or almost impossible, both in the UK and Sweden. I don't think the problem is just that they make it harder for people to defend themselves, they also let too many criminals get away with what they do.
Quote from: McJagger on April 21, 2007, 06:15:18 AMpeople were honest in america in during the 50's.If I put it this way: when I was a kid we didn't even lock the front door at nights and usually not for going to the grocery store either. That was in the 70s and 80s. Today most people lock their doors just even for going over to the neighbours. This society has changed dramatically in less than 20 years.
Quote from: Litigious on April 21, 2007, 06:39:00 AMQuote from: McJagger on April 21, 2007, 06:15:18 AMpeople were honest in america in during the 50's.If I put it this way: when I was a kid we didn't even lock the front door at nights and usually not for going to the grocery store either. That was in the 70s and 80s. Today most people lock their doors just even for going over to the neighbours. This society has changed dramatically in less than 20 years.Pretty much was the same here. But, my mom only started locking her doors so the cops couldn't just wander in, and my dad regularly still leaves his open. I've been in cities enough of the time, so I feel I need to lock the door.
What really annoys me about living here is that there's always someone who will steal anything that isn't nailed down- my daughter's scooter was stolen from outside the house a couple of years ago (it was even in good condition), as was a little scarecrow the kids bought for our planters (it was only worth about £2 but still someone stole it).
I have visited Jamaica several times now, and now I just wish to take my son out of the country. His dad is in prison for another five years so I can not get him a passport. This leaves this summer when school lets out for me to grab the opportunity to take him to the Bahamas snorkeling on a cruise before this country goes completely passport on us! You don't need a passport to go out of the country by land or sea until 01/08, going ANYWHERE by air requires a passport though already. In a few years he'll appreciate another country more anyways, perhaps Brazil.