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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #75 on: March 21, 2010, 05:03:40 AM »
Nothing more to add than what others would do. Boring me. The whole sit at home all day and playing with yourself seemed like the general consensus. High sensible choice.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #76 on: March 21, 2010, 07:18:24 AM »
Nothing more to add than what others would do. Boring me. The whole sit at home all day and playing with yourself seemed like the general consensus. High sensible choice.

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #77 on: March 21, 2010, 08:57:54 AM »
I wouldn't be able to live without a penis. I dunno. I'm kinda partial to my dick. :-\

Playing with tits would be awesome for a few days, but i'd miss pissing standing up.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #78 on: March 21, 2010, 10:55:33 AM »
You don't have to live without it. You can just keep it in your purse.

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #79 on: March 21, 2010, 11:05:12 AM »
Now thats funny.  :plus:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #80 on: March 21, 2010, 01:15:49 PM »
I wouldn't be able to live without a penis. I dunno. I'm kinda partial to my dick. :-\

Playing with tits would be awesome for a few days, but i'd miss pissing standing up.

But sitting down is so much more restful!  :laugh:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #81 on: March 21, 2010, 01:20:57 PM »
You don't have to live without it. You can just keep it in your purse.

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #82 on: March 21, 2010, 02:07:34 PM »
I wouldn't be able to live without a penis. I dunno. I'm kinda partial to my dick. :-\

Playing with tits would be awesome for a few days, but i'd miss pissing standing up.

But sitting down is so much more restful!  :laugh:

Well I don't know if you've noticed Cbc, but i'm not a restful kind of a guy.  8)
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #83 on: March 21, 2010, 02:10:58 PM »
I wouldn't be able to live without a penis. I dunno. I'm kinda partial to my dick. :-\

Playing with tits would be awesome for a few days, but i'd miss pissing standing up.

But sitting down is so much more restful!  :laugh:

Well I don't know if you've noticed Cbc, but i'm not a restful kind of a guy.  8)

You should try it!  :laugh:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #84 on: March 21, 2010, 03:03:42 PM »
Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone.  That way I would never get caught.

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #85 on: March 21, 2010, 03:04:44 PM »
You don't have to live without it. You can just keep it in your purse.

It's just that when you forget them, after staying in a hotel or so, how will you find your own back, from the basket with lost items?
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #86 on: March 21, 2010, 03:08:39 PM »
Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone.  That way I would never get caught.

That's BRAVE!  :agreed:

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #87 on: March 21, 2010, 09:39:37 PM »
Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone.  That way I would never get caught.

That's BRAVE!  :agreed:

To me it sounds more...random.  :zoinks:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #88 on: March 21, 2010, 09:45:26 PM »
Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone.  That way I would never get caught.

That's BRAVE!  :agreed:

To me it sounds more...random.  :zoinks:

Not at all  :insane:

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #89 on: March 21, 2010, 09:55:45 PM »
Provided I get to change back to a girl the next day, I would kill someone.  That way I would never get caught.

That's BRAVE!  :agreed:

To me it sounds more...random.  :zoinks:

Not at all  :insane:

See now, squandering those precious hours in a different body wanking and/or boinking all day is just such a waste. What do you accomplish through doing that? Absolutely zip-all. At least Bint's idea lets you accomplish something useful. Get rid of a problem person. Give the cops an impossible crime to solve. What else are they going to do, sit around and eat donuts? Pleasure is fleeting; homicide is permanent.