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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #60 on: March 20, 2010, 01:47:38 PM »
He's kinda entertaining.  ;)

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #61 on: March 20, 2010, 01:50:25 PM »
Meehh. He's a joke, and a nigger.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #62 on: March 20, 2010, 02:38:17 PM »
I would pee standing up to see how good my aim is.


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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #63 on: March 20, 2010, 03:00:22 PM »
I'd continue with my boring life. Wear the same clothes an everything.

I'll miss wanking and aiming my piss though. Fingering looks awkward to do. I already have a half set of tits so I'd be used to having a proper pair.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #64 on: March 20, 2010, 05:26:50 PM »
would be still attracted to females . definite lesbian material

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #65 on: March 20, 2010, 08:19:16 PM »
I would be rubbing my eyes, stretching, and then all of a sudden realise it wasn't the way I was used to.
Maybe I would wake a bit more sudden and quickly that very day.

Don't want to try though. My BF is not into guys.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #66 on: March 20, 2010, 08:46:41 PM »
I would be rubbing my eyes, stretching, and then all of a sudden realise it wasn't the way I was used to.
Maybe I would wake a bit more sudden and quickly that very day.

Don't want to try though. My BF is not into guys.

Theoretically, it's only for a day. You could have a threesome together  :eyebrows:

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #67 on: March 20, 2010, 08:51:29 PM »
I'm now wondering if I would be the type that scratches his balls in public. So many possibilities, and so little knowledge.  :laugh:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #68 on: March 20, 2010, 09:36:29 PM »
I'm now wondering if I would be the type that scratches his balls in public. So many possibilities, and so little knowledge.  :laugh:

I would be that type. :laugh:


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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #69 on: March 20, 2010, 09:40:29 PM »
I'm now wondering if I would be the type that scratches his balls in public. So many possibilities, and so little knowledge.  :laugh:

I would be that type. :laugh:



Me too. As it is, I am the type to hitch up my bra straps in public, and I tend to look shabby, so I'd probably be a five-alarm slob of a guy!  :laugh:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #70 on: March 20, 2010, 09:58:02 PM »

Me too. As it is, I am the type to hitch up my bra straps in public, and I tend to look shabby, so I'd probably be a five-alarm slob of a guy!  :laugh:

Bra is the first thing I shed as soon as I hit the door, off goes the bra and on goes the cami & oversized t-shirt. I have yet to ever find one that doesn't turn me into a miserable cranky bitch after 2 hours. I'm always picking at the straps. I think if they made one that didn't fit so close to your skin (impossible) I wouldn't have any problems.

I have issues. ::)




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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #71 on: March 20, 2010, 10:02:26 PM »

Me too. As it is, I am the type to hitch up my bra straps in public, and I tend to look shabby, so I'd probably be a five-alarm slob of a guy!  :laugh:

Bra is the first thing I shed as soon as I hit the door, off goes the bra and on goes the cami & oversized t-shirt. I have yet to ever find one that doesn't turn me into a miserable cranky bitch after 2 hours. I'm always picking at the straps. I think if they made one that didn't fit so close to your skin (impossible) I wouldn't have any problems.

I have issues. ::)





Funny, I actually sleep in a bra (I also have nearly fallen asleep in the dentist's chair, so I must be undersensitive)! The trouble with my bras is that I keep them for years, till the elastic is shot.  :emb:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #72 on: March 20, 2010, 10:05:49 PM »
would be still attracted to females . definite lesbian material

Would probably be a gay guy. With any luck I'd be taller than my current 5'2".  :snowman:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #73 on: March 20, 2010, 10:26:01 PM »
Resume my life as normally as possible, but make obvious subtle changes like a better diet. I would take better care of myself definitely.

Of course, sexual experimentation with various 'objects' will be a new factor too. 8)
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #74 on: March 21, 2010, 03:47:16 AM »
Buttcoffee also likes to piss on girls, becasue he's BRAVE! He often talks about it on ZOMG.  :orly:

That guy is a moronic joke, Lit. You don't like him do you?

Don't underestimate Buttcoffee; he's a very clever guy. He's got a mind like a steel trap. He just hides it under several layers of demented silliness.  :)

And I still think it would take ages for anyone even to notice that I'd changed genders. I'm not one of yer ultrafeminine girly-girl types. I too would be one of those fellas who absentmindedly belches, farts, and rearranges his package in public.  ;D