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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2010, 09:47:59 PM »
Hopefully my tits would be big enough that I could suck my own nipples. :boobs:

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #46 on: March 19, 2010, 09:53:16 PM »
Hopefully my tits would be big enough that I could suck my own nipples. :boobs:

Sucking your own nipples is overrated. Get someone to go down on you, that's better!

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #47 on: March 19, 2010, 09:54:55 PM »
Write my name in the snow. :pee:

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #48 on: March 19, 2010, 10:00:25 PM »
Write my name in the snow. :pee:

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I forgot that I would have to pee. I'd pee on a girl, just for fun.

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #49 on: March 19, 2010, 10:08:08 PM »
Write my name in the snow. :pee:

 :laugh:

I forgot that I would have to pee. I'd pee on a girl, just for fun.

Lit?? Is that you??  :laugh:

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #50 on: March 19, 2010, 10:38:05 PM »
I'd see what faping would feel like. You gotta find a spot when fingering is it like that with faping?
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #51 on: March 19, 2010, 10:43:51 PM »
I'd see what faping would feel like. You gotta find a spot when fingering is it like that with faping?

No, but it takes a certain rythm and feel. I'd love for you to do it to me.  :eyelash: I'm not stingy, i'd return the favor.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #52 on: March 20, 2010, 12:06:37 AM »
Write my name in the snow. :pee:

 :laugh:

I forgot that I would have to pee. I'd pee on a girl, just for fun.

Lit?? Is that you??  :laugh:

The scary thing is, when I posted that I actually nearly wrote that maybe I should hook up with Lit if he was a chick and I was a guy!

 :plus: < But only in theory, because we all know you are a pussy about staying at 69.... :P

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #53 on: March 20, 2010, 05:14:23 AM »
If I were a woman, I would have a Pussy Of Steel(TM)! :green:

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #54 on: March 20, 2010, 05:25:47 AM »
If I were a woman, I would have a Pussy Of Steel(TM)! :green:

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Also, :plus:, and I can't believe I didn't predict you were going to say that!  :duh:
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #55 on: March 20, 2010, 07:05:48 AM »
Put on my watch and time how long it takes before anyone notices a difference.

If I were a woman, I would have a Pussy Of Steel(TM)! :green:

What, not a carbon-fibre pussy?  :zoinks:

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #56 on: March 20, 2010, 07:21:02 AM »
I would sit on the porch in the morning playing with my tits.

At night I'd put my hands down my pants and play with my pussy and clit.

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #57 on: March 20, 2010, 08:22:31 AM »
I would sit on the porch in the morning playing with my tits.

At night I'd put my hands down my pants and play with my pussy and clit.


^^ this

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #58 on: March 20, 2010, 10:52:31 AM »
Buttcoffee also likes to piss on girls, becasue he's BRAVE! He often talks about it on ZOMG.  :orly:

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #59 on: March 20, 2010, 01:43:47 PM »
Buttcoffee also likes to piss on girls, becasue he's BRAVE! He often talks about it on ZOMG.  :orly:

That guy is a moronic joke, Lit. You don't like him do you?
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I will never stop...
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