A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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Hopefully my tits would be big enough that I could suck my own nipples.
Write my name in the snow.
Quote from: Icequeen on March 19, 2010, 09:54:55 PMWrite my name in the snow. I forgot that I would have to pee. I'd pee on a girl, just for fun.
I'd see what faping would feel like. You gotta find a spot when fingering is it like that with faping?
Quote from: Eclair on March 19, 2010, 10:00:25 PMQuote from: Icequeen on March 19, 2010, 09:54:55 PMWrite my name in the snow. I forgot that I would have to pee. I'd pee on a girl, just for fun.Lit?? Is that you??
If I were a woman, I would have a Pussy Of Steel(TM)!
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I would sit on the porch in the morning playing with my tits.At night I'd put my hands down my pants and play with my pussy and clit.
Buttcoffee also likes to piss on girls, becasue he's BRAVE! He often talks about it on ZOMG.