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Offline 'andersom'

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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1095 on: October 30, 2011, 06:12:45 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 30, 2011, 06:10:36 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 30, 2011, 06:08:48 PM
Good, a Queen with an axe, and knowledge how to use it, needs a way to blow of proverbial steam.

I shall be sorry and glad to leave my costumed avatar behind on 1 November.  But, fun should only last so long or else it becomes work.

The skills remain though.  :orly:
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1096 on: October 30, 2011, 06:16:18 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 30, 2011, 06:08:48 PM
Good, a Queen with an axe, and knowledge how to use it, needs a way to blow of proverbial steam.

Axes are a good way to let the anger out :evillaugh:
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1097 on: October 30, 2011, 06:34:18 PM »
That reminds of a movie once seen; some guys beat the shit out of a fax.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1098 on: October 30, 2011, 07:38:08 PM »
 i want to know how to clean shit off my iron

not real shit

big dirty brown crust :thumbdn:
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1099 on: October 30, 2011, 07:58:52 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on October 30, 2011, 07:38:08 PM
i want to know how to clean shit off my iron

not real shit

big dirty brown crust :thumbdn:

Try this:

To remove burned on starch from the iron place a towel dampened with vinegar on the ironing board and sprinkle generously with table salt. Set iron on warm dry setting and run over the towel until the stain is removed.

Clean gunk off the surface of an iron by polishing gently with 0000 grade steel wool. Don't try this with a non-stick iron. If iron surface is dull, polish with Pearl Drops or other toothpaste.

To clean mineral deposits from a steam iron, fill it with a mixture of equal parts water and white vinegar. Allow it to steam for several minutes, disconnect, and let stand for an hour. Empty the reservoir, rinse well, and repeat if necessary.

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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1100 on: October 30, 2011, 07:59:29 PM »
Quote from: parts on October 30, 2011, 06:16:18 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 30, 2011, 06:08:48 PM
Good, a Queen with an axe, and knowledge how to use it, needs a way to blow of proverbial steam.

Axes are a good way to let the anger out :evillaugh:


We use a much wide one for the neck.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1101 on: October 30, 2011, 11:09:03 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 30, 2011, 05:59:25 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 30, 2011, 05:06:33 PM
to get over this mad I've got.

 :hug:

Do you need some phone books to tear up? Or ugly crockery to throw with?

last time i was in the child psych ward i was pissed off and started punching a cement wall hard... they came and said i could tear up some phone books... BUT i would have to clean up the mess... not the thing to tell a mad 16 y/o six foot tall kid not really in a good state of mind as they were taking me off medication rather fast [ i later found out that unlike the anit depresants. my anger meds were doing something]


so i just told them to fuck off and hit the wall harder that time.... my hand hurt for a day or two after that.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1102 on: October 31, 2011, 06:05:19 AM »
To keep having days like I did this weekend. Feeling peaceful is good.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1103 on: October 31, 2011, 11:50:25 AM »
I want to go to India, Russia and Patagonia.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1104 on: November 03, 2011, 07:14:38 AM »
I want a kitty cat. I missed the adoption day on Saturday too :(
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1105 on: November 03, 2011, 12:08:34 PM »
i want a gun

some money

some courviousier

lemon meringue

new towels *fluffy*

bose sound system

a visit from mary poppins

a new washing machine

aston martin db9
*any colour*

a massage

6ft fence and rc gate around my home

manicure

pedicure

i am an oldwant a new boiler

forks *wtf did all my forks go*

some dirty rough sex! and more sex.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1106 on: November 03, 2011, 12:10:20 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on November 03, 2011, 12:08:34 PM

forks *wtf did all my forks go*


whoever took your forks, took mine too...

I only have about 5 left...

WTF !

This is a common problem, happens to everyone all around the world.

It's a fucking conspiracy.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1107 on: November 03, 2011, 12:53:48 PM »
Quote from: eris on November 03, 2011, 12:10:20 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on November 03, 2011, 12:08:34 PM

forks *wtf did all my forks go*


whoever took your forks, took mine too...

I only have about 5 left...

WTF !

This is a common problem, happens to everyone all around the world.

It's a fucking conspiracy.

My knickers and tights keep disappearing.  I think my sister/mother is stealing them though... :chin:
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1108 on: November 03, 2011, 01:34:11 PM »
Quote from: Binty on November 03, 2011, 12:53:48 PM
Quote from: eris on November 03, 2011, 12:10:20 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on November 03, 2011, 12:08:34 PM

forks *wtf did all my forks go*


whoever took your forks, took mine too...

I only have about 5 left...

WTF !

This is a common problem, happens to everyone all around the world.

It's a fucking conspiracy.


Lady Weeble stole mine and sold them for a great sum of money.  Has she visited you lately?:chin:

My knickers and tights keep disappearing.  I know Lady Weeble stole them though...
« Last Edit: November 03, 2011, 07:54:02 PM by Queen Victoria »
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1109 on: November 03, 2011, 07:01:40 PM »
Quote from: eris on November 03, 2011, 12:10:20 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on November 03, 2011, 12:08:34 PM

forks *wtf did all my forks go*


whoever took your forks, took mine too...

I only have about 5 left...

WTF !

This is a common problem, happens to everyone all around the world.

It's a fucking conspiracy.

 This is truly bizarre!  I thought only MY forks went missing!   :tinfoil:
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