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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #690 on: February 12, 2017, 07:10:47 PM »
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #691 on: February 13, 2017, 01:42:12 PM »
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #692 on: February 13, 2017, 02:01:45 PM »
PR firms? Theres only one PR, and she's firmly goddess-esque.

And spitting watermelon seeds across the universe?

Sorry...there is no WAY god is a nigge....ahem.....theres just no fucking way in this universe or any other that is the case. Although I could try for really off colour here and insert a descent from lower primates/made in gods own image joke here, I'll hold off from that one and let people fill in the blanks. And if that were true, I'd look like a monkey, and so would we all. And I for one, look nothing like. I'm not even that furry. And I've never seen an ape with facial metalwork either:P
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Re: Questions for God
« Reply #693 on: February 13, 2017, 02:09:28 PM »
More of a statement than a question.

Why, o merciful lord do you sentence anybody who does not believe in your infinite love and mercy to an eternity of fire and brimstone in hell. And at the same time, create isolated tribes who never were discovered by any living human from the middle east before those tribes died out.

Or how about those who served you faithfully for their entire lives before you came down as your own son and had him nailed to a plank of wood and left to rot to allegedly attone for sins, some of which, E.g 'original sin' were allegedly committed millennia before the birth of your cultists from before the time of jesus. And for that matter,  how many babies did you have killed that time in egypt, mate? or did you think we'd forgotten your angelic black ops team and what they got upto with all them first-born non-cultists.

How did you word it again....thou shalt not kill?

Either a liar, a schizophrenic psychopath with ultimate power  and the responsibility of a gutter drunk crackwhore, or in fact a god of murder. Khaine a close family relative by any chance?
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