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Offline Peter

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What do you want?
« on: April 14, 2007, 11:01:04 PM »
I'm sleepy, and I want a pretty girl to cuddle and fall asleep with.  Someone who smells nice.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2007, 11:02:14 PM »
Sounds nice actually, but I just want to get to work again now.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2007, 11:40:49 PM »
A soulmate(if such things even exist)
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2007, 02:17:21 AM »
I want pussy, a brand new V-8 or V-12 Mercedes convertible for the summer and €1 million.  8)
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2007, 02:36:05 AM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on April 14, 2007, 11:40:49 PM
A soulmate(if such things even exist)

Sex between abstract concepts can be amazing.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2007, 03:08:05 AM »

Summer!
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2007, 06:02:11 AM »
Oh, I forgot: a Beretta to have in my pocket when out in town late at night and a machine gun of some kind to protect my home.  8)
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2007, 06:13:38 AM »
Quote from: calandale on April 15, 2007, 02:36:05 AM
Sex between abstract concepts can be amazing.

Oooh, a soulmate!  ;D
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You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2007, 06:14:38 AM »
I want health for me and my friends, a good job, travel money, and breakfast.
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Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2007, 06:19:57 AM »
Quote from: calandale on April 15, 2007, 02:36:05 AM
Quote from: Graelwyn on April 14, 2007, 11:40:49 PM
A soulmate(if such things even exist)

Sex between abstract concepts can be amazing.

Quote from: Pyraxis on April 15, 2007, 06:13:38 AM
Quote from: calandale on April 15, 2007, 02:36:05 AM
Sex between abstract concepts can be amazing.

Oooh, a soulmate!  ;D


Help. The circle just keeps going around.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2007, 06:21:04 AM »
I want a nap on the couch with some Shpongle on, a custard doughnut, and a bottle of good beer. Maybe two.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2007, 08:48:54 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on April 15, 2007, 02:17:21 AM
I want pussy, a brand new V-8 or V-12 Mercedes convertible for the summer and €1 million.  8)
once you get the million the other two are easy.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2007, 08:50:07 AM »
i want the IRS to forgive me of my taxes due.
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2007, 08:18:14 AM »
the ability to eat what i want and not get sick
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Re: What do you want?
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2007, 09:44:09 AM »
The time to finish building my racecar.  8)
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