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Re: im getting drunk
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2007, 07:14:15 PM »
I no longer drink, but from what I remember, PBR wasn't that bad for cheap American Beer.

OTOH, if you can afford it, I suggest that you give these a try:

Carlsberg Elephant (6.4% alcohol)
Spaten Weiss
Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout
Mackeson's Triple Stout (sweet and heavy)
John Courage Lager
Sam Adams Lager (The original version)
Sheaf Stout (Australia's stout,
Young's Old Nick Barleywine (9% alcohol)
Grolsch Lager (The Flip Top bottles)
Guinness Pub Drought ( The black and gold cans with the floating CO2 widget, expensive, but worth it! --Almost like drinking  a barely sweetened vanilla malt)
Modelo Negro (real German style Dunkel , Hecho en Mexico)
Aas Bock





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Re: im getting drunk
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2007, 07:20:12 PM »
my dad taught me a pabst blure ribbon lesson when i was a junior in high-school.


i kept ditching school and going home to party with friends.
well, one day my dad parked his truck up the street and waited.

i walked in the door and took a shit in my pants when i saw him sitting there.
anyways, he bought 2 cases of pabst.  and said, "let's play quarters."

he was very good at that game.  i got very drunk and violently ill.  i didn't drink beer for years afterwards.
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Re: im getting drunk
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2007, 12:25:33 AM »
you motherfucker

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Re: im getting drunk
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2007, 04:41:35 AM »
Your dad is a smart man.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: im getting drunk
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2007, 06:26:15 AM »

Mine was, too. I had the same treatment with cigarettes, then later booze. I only knew one person, my Bible thumping, true Christian grandmother, who did not smoke, while I was growing up. Literallly, everyone smoked in the sixties, even the teachers. They kept ashtrays on their desks and lit up after giving the class an assignment. I wanted to be "grown-up", too. My dad sat me down and we smoked a pack of cigarettes and a cigar. I was totally green, but I was also stubborn and it didn't work. There had to be something good about it, right? Why else would everyone do it?

The booze treatment worked like a charm, though.
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Re: im getting drunk
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2007, 06:28:41 AM »
My father gave my brother 100 SEK (about 15 dollars) if he promised not to smoke. He bought cigarettes for the money.  :laugh:

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Re: im getting drunk
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2007, 06:39:41 AM »
Your dad is a smart man.

Jeeze - first time I read this, I assumed you meant Richard's dad, with some kind of silly reference to him being McJagger. :crowd:

Now, I think I get it.

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Re: im getting drunk
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2007, 07:39:09 AM »
Your dad is a smart man.
where do you think i get it?
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Re: im getting drunk
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Re: im getting drunk
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2007, 07:46:48 AM »
Your dad is a smart man.
where do you think i get it?

In the tushy?
that tokk about four seconds and two read throughs.

but hahah.  good one!  :clap:
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