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how long do burritos last
« on: April 16, 2007, 07:56:10 AM »
i just ate a burrito that was has been on my floor for the past two days
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Re: how long do burritos last
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2007, 08:00:55 AM »
Quote from: richard on April 16, 2007, 07:56:10 AM
i just ate a burrito that was has been on my floor for the past two days

Impossible question to answer, but it depends on whether you are eating the burrito or farting it.

You should probably induce vomiting, but if it has no meat in it you might be able to keep it.
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Re: how long do burritos last
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2007, 08:01:54 AM »
it has hamburger in it! >:(
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Re: how long do burritos last
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2007, 08:22:23 AM »
How do you feel? If you give it an hour, vomiting will not help as much. At that point, you must rely on the fortitude of the bacterial colonies residing  within your intestines. Are they healthy?
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Re: how long do burritos last
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2007, 10:46:22 AM »
Quote from: richard on April 16, 2007, 08:01:54 AM
it has hamburger in it! >:(

What is the average temperature of your place?  Was the burrito wrapped, or was it partially eaten already?  Where did it come from in the first place?  Did it taste or smell spoiled at all?  Have you ever had food poisoning before in your life? 

If you feel sick, then go ahead and vomit and if you get diarrhea, do not take any medication to try to stop it.
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Re: how long do burritos last
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2007, 02:16:12 PM »
your arse will tell you how long the burrito lasts, blackman.
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Re: how long do burritos last
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2007, 05:10:25 PM »
well it turns out the burrito didnt make me sick after all./ it was dellisious
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Re: how long do burritos last
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2007, 07:59:17 PM »
If it still looks mostly like food, it's fine.
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Re: how long do burritos last
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2007, 08:06:12 PM »
Quote from: calandale on April 16, 2007, 07:59:17 PM
If it still looks mostly like food, it's fine.

What if it tries to run away ??
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Re: how long do burritos last
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2007, 08:07:28 PM »
Quote from: GySgt. Scrapheap on April 16, 2007, 08:06:12 PM
Quote from: calandale on April 16, 2007, 07:59:17 PM
If it still looks mostly like food, it's fine.

What if it tries to run away ??

If it can move on it's own, it's probably good to eat again.
Though you might want to cook it anew.
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