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Offline Calandale

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Re: Polygamy
« Reply #45 on: April 17, 2007, 03:46:01 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 17, 2007, 12:35:08 PM
Procreation for a guy is over in a few minutes, but a woman's pregnant for nine months. Same reason as you keep more cows than bulls.

Leave procreation out of this. I think he was referring simply to number of available holes.
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Re: Polygamy
« Reply #46 on: April 17, 2007, 03:48:01 PM »
Didn't even occur to me.  :laugh:

I think we need him to get his ass back in here and tell us himself what he meant.
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Re: Polygamy
« Reply #47 on: April 17, 2007, 04:42:45 PM »
Isn't Ozy on holiday?  ???
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Re: Polygamy
« Reply #48 on: April 17, 2007, 05:18:33 PM »
Good point. Forgot.
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Re: Polygamy
« Reply #49 on: April 17, 2007, 08:38:34 PM »
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Re: Polygamy
« Reply #50 on: April 17, 2007, 11:38:00 PM »
Quote from: calandale on April 17, 2007, 03:46:01 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 17, 2007, 12:35:08 PM
Procreation for a guy is over in a few minutes, but a woman's pregnant for nine months. Same reason as you keep more cows than bulls.

Leave procreation out of this. I think he was referring simply to number of available holes.

Did you hear the one about the prostituite who went to the proctologist ??

She said: "Doc could you make another asshole for me ??"

"Sure.... Why ??"

"Because buisiness is good and I want to open up a second location!"
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Re: Polygamy
« Reply #51 on: April 18, 2007, 05:29:58 AM »
Quote from: GySgt. Scrapheap on April 17, 2007, 11:38:00 PM

Did you hear the one about the prostituite who went to the proctologist ??

She said: "Doc could you make another asshole for me ??"

"Sure.... Why ??"

"Because buisiness is good and I want to open up a second location!"

Poor hookers.  The butts of so many jokes.
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Re: Polygamy
« Reply #52 on: April 18, 2007, 01:41:22 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 18, 2007, 05:29:58 AM
Quote from: GySgt. Scrapheap on April 17, 2007, 11:38:00 PM

Did you hear the one about the prostituite who went to the proctologist ??

She said: "Doc could you make another asshole for me ??"

"Sure.... Why ??"

"Because buisiness is good and I want to open up a second location!"

I'm genetically engineering a hooker with 4 butts.  ::)

Poor hookers.  The butts of so many jokes.
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Re: Polygamy
« Reply #53 on: April 18, 2007, 07:52:34 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 17, 2007, 02:49:22 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 17, 2007, 12:35:08 PM
Procreation for a guy is over in a few minutes, but a woman's pregnant for nine months. Same reason as you keep more cows than bulls.

Yeah, so I'm wondering if Ozy wants to cut back on the world population or what.

Actually.....yes!  But, in polyamory, more people would be responsible for the childs welfare than in polygamy!
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Re: Polygamy
« Reply #54 on: April 26, 2007, 02:32:40 PM »
I don't know, I haven't even participated in monogamy yet.  But off hand I am against it.
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