You sorry excuse for a girlfriend !!! You leave teeth marks on your boyfriends dick. He tried to do you in the poop shute 'cause he couldn't tell which end was which.
The last meal you TRIED to cook, your BF couldn't eat so he gave it to your dog. Your dog took a bite and then started to lick its butt to get the taste out of it's mouth.
Your knowledge of psycology sucks so bad, even Sigmund Freud thinks you're a quack !!!