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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2007, 03:57:50 PM »
CHIRP!
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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2007, 03:58:42 PM »
Damnit, you're all against worse-than-defenseless Mr. Litigious, you hangman rope sneak Parroting Puppets. I can but lose.  :'(
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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2007, 03:59:50 PM »
Poor Lit. :)
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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2007, 04:01:51 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on May 19, 2007, 03:58:42 PM
Damnit, you're all against worse-than-defenseless Mr. Litigious, you hangman rope sneak Parroting Puppets. I can but lose.  :'(

Don't worry. As I have it planned, your name will
go down in history as one of the vilest shooters
ever. You should be proud.
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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2007, 04:03:10 PM »
That sounds better.  8)
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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2007, 09:39:30 PM »
A shooting rampage was my second option.....
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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2007, 06:40:42 AM »
I think I will just sit here with my pile of remotes. spinning every dial, looking for something bad to not watch.
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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2007, 06:45:37 AM »
Quote from: Brickyard Dawg on April 09, 2007, 10:40:36 AM
No - I'm not going to die, but if I was ...


I would abandon my wife and kids, for their own good.

I will need to get myself in a little better shape and maybe, some color for my beard, but I would find the youngest girl I could attract and get her pregnant.

I would then tie the two women together, so they would nearly hate each other, for all the kids' sake.


OK, that's not reallly mine, but it happens every day. You try one. Take as much time as you need.


Until you actually hear those words for real, you have no idea what you would do.
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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2007, 06:54:54 AM »
Ironic that I made that shit up and now I find myself ... here ... not dying, but very confused.


A game that can't be won is the most entertaining to some, but you are right. You never know!

... so make a joke.






This comment was made in reference to my almost becoming entangled with a younger woman who happened to be a teacher at my kids' school. Nothing happened, but there was an inordinate amount of sexual tension between us and there were some major physical contacts, which I resisted, in the long run.

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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2007, 07:05:54 AM »
In all honesty I'd probably try to find some way to see my mom; I'd probably have to tell her what was going on even though it would worry her.  And I'd go on a really disturbing rampage in which I told people in my life that I really did appreciate them and why, etc.  (Disturbing because it would be OOC)  Actually, I'd have to be careful, or I might die in a loony bin after some poor recipients of "I just wanted to thank you for X, Y and Z" decided to gang up on me and commit me.   :laugh:
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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2007, 07:14:44 AM »
Sad to say I'd probably spend a good half of my time left deciding what was the best way to spend my remaining time.
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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #41 on: May 30, 2007, 07:19:05 AM »
Quote from: Brickyard Dawg on May 30, 2007, 06:54:54 AM
Ironic that I made that shit up and now I find myself ... here ... not dying, but very confused.


A game that can't be won is the most entertaining to some, but you are right. You never know!

... so make a joke.
It's just something I don't find entertaining to talk about.  But that's OK, I'll just stop reading this thread.
I forgot it was in the games section and so when I read the title it just freaked me out that it was being treated as a joke.  It's ok, it's late and I'm tired.
Good luck thinking about what you might do.
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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2007, 07:44:44 AM »


Yeah and good luck with that. The mind is a terrible thing.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #43 on: May 30, 2007, 12:11:39 PM »
I'd act as I normally do, except i'd tell the person I love that I do.  And then die.
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Re: I found out yesterday, I'm going to die. (GAME)
« Reply #44 on: June 02, 2007, 01:38:00 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on May 30, 2007, 07:14:44 AM
Sad to say I'd probably spend a good half of my time left deciding what was the best way to spend my remaining time.
Even then, if you do spend the remaining time heavily applying your talents, you would be dead before regrets cause you to lose initiative.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.
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