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Well That's Just Great
« on: April 07, 2007, 02:37:08 PM »
http://www.petitiononline.com/cutiepie/petition.html . I would usually find things like this hilarious, but old people might actually take this seriously.
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2007, 05:47:12 PM »
Good GRIEF.  Don't these people have more productive things to do???
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2007, 05:49:51 PM »
I find that hilarious, given how long I've been just jacking off on forums recently.

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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2007, 06:01:21 PM »
This has to be some knid of joke.

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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2007, 06:06:56 PM »
Give me a fucking break!

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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2007, 07:23:43 PM »
Keep in mind that these people can vote.

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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2007, 09:40:11 PM »
Keep in mind that these people can vote.
keep in mind that these are just cartoons.

also, keep in mind that these are probably the same people who did a horrible job of parenting....they raised the baby boomers.
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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2007, 09:44:00 PM »
This has to be some knid of joke.

It is, but I'm paranoid that someone might take it seriously and overreact.
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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2007, 06:34:14 AM »
The dumb thing is that so many people are outraged by the petition that it has 7549 Total Signatures, many of whom do not really support it.
 

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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2007, 07:16:28 AM »
7549 signatures in a country with 300 million people. That's not very much.  ???

Speaking of stupid things; they've banned bananas in some Swedish schools. I first thought that it had something to do with that apes eat bananas and that it had something to do with that it could be considered racism eating them, but it wasn't. It was because bananas are considered too sweet by some nutritionists. I don't know what would really be the dumbest reason for banning them.  ::)

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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2007, 08:38:01 AM »
7549 signatures in a country with 300 million people. That's not very much.  ???

Speaking of stupid things; they've banned bananas in some Swedish schools. I first thought that it had something to do with that apes eat bananas and that it had something to do with that it could be considered racism eating them, but it wasn't. It was because bananas are considered too sweet by some nutritionists. I don't know what would really be the dumbest reason for banning them.  ::)
better than here in america.   we have fully stocked vending machines with all sorts of soda and junk food imaginable.
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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2007, 08:44:27 AM »
We have junk food here too, but it's more expensive than in the US. Big Mac with fries and soda costs between $6-$8, depending on the size of the fries and soda. People don't eat that much junk food as they do by you anyway, though young people are much fatter then they were, when I was a kid.

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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2007, 10:42:02 PM »
... though young people are much fatter then they were, when I was a kid.

Our future food source. Leave the little soilants alone.

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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2007, 01:24:52 AM »
"That's when one of the sides of your brain turns to the other and says, 'It's dark in here, and we may die.'" - Lewis Black.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
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Re: Well That's Just Great
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2007, 11:06:35 PM »
7549 signatures in a country with 300 million people. That's not very much.  ???

Speaking of stupid things; they've banned bananas in some Swedish schools. I first thought that it had something to do with that apes eat bananas and that it had something to do with that it could be considered racism eating them, but it wasn't. It was because bananas are considered too sweet by some nutritionists. I don't know what would really be the dumbest reason for banning them.  ::)

Are you sure it wasn't because what the girls were doing with them ?? You HAVE mentioned that all Swedish women are whores .... They have to learn it from somewhere !!!