what stalker?
You darlin'
Cal, someone has asked me to refrain from picking on you now you are an admin. What do you think I should do?
Admit the real source of your feelings, and give yourself
fully to me. 
Cal, someone has asked me to refrain from picking on you now you are an admin. What do you think I should do?
Someone who?
I too, am curious. Maybe they're afraid that I'll crack? 
I can assure you, this ain't gonna manage doing that.
I like Eclair, and feel badly that she's decided that I'm
complete shit, but hey.
No, I just like to subject you to constructive criticism, as you do to others.
I know you won't crack, that's why I thought it was particularly funny.
Yes, I'm stalking you, you caught me out. I only stay here until the day you realise that your life of moderating websites and wearing corduroy jeans is not fulfilling enough and you tie on a sarong and we run away to a desert island together where they serve endless cocktails and play tragic tunes that we can do interpretive dance to.