Calandale's turn in the spotlight

[Calandale]

Im only straight in real life, my internet pserona is that of a bitter and waspish gay man so i'm not gonna be impressed easily by the arrival of (GASP) Woman here or any of the sisters are doing it for themselves crap they spout a lot but maybe i should put my photo up and have them eating out of a desperate lonely male aspies hand for a change instead of the other way round which seems to be par for the course?

You're scaring me. Are you me?

[Calandale]

I'm aware of the fact that Cal's ask away thread is being trashed...however he deserves it...

You DON'T want to think about what you deserve, dearie.

[Calandale]

what does this mean: you want eamonn to stick his dick in your mouth while you are not looking?

Looks like a long slow blow job to me.

The best kind.

[Calandale]

Oh, you can worship me if you want to. I don't mind. It's just that every time Eamonn shows up around here, McJ spends his time idolizing him and I just don't get it.

I would guess that the long slow BJ had something to do with it.

[Calandale]

Facts eh? I think i am falling in love with you all the more, now that pride seems to be seeping more into the ego department. *swoon* Laterz , my dear.

Good gods, he's worse than I am.

[Calandale]

Hey calandale, what have you been up to these last few days?

Drinking, dancing, and trying to ignore life.

[McGiver]

Hey calandale, what have you been up to these last few days?

Drinking, dancing, and trying to ignore life.

have you been successful....ignoring life?

[Calandale]

Hey calandale, what have you been up to these last few days?

Drinking, dancing, and trying to ignore life.

have you been successful....ignoring life?

A little, but I need to get my ass in gear.

[McGiver]

are you a mean drunk?

[Eclair]

Facts eh? I think i am falling in love with you all the more, now that pride seems to be seeping more into the ego department. *swoon* Laterz , my dear.

Good gods, he's worse than I am.

I doubt it...anyway, you've never had the hots for me.

[Calandale]

are you a mean drunk?

Sometimes. Depends. I can be nasty and snide,
but if someone pushes me over the edge, yeah.

Usually they don't.

I doubt it...anyway, you've never had the hots for me.

I'm just too obscure and abiguous for you to
have noticed.

[Eclair]

I'm aware of the fact that Cal's ask away thread is being trashed...however he deserves it...

You DON'T want to think about what you deserve, dearie.

You've trashed a few threads in your time here is what I meant.

Now back your next statement up...what do I deserve?

[Calandale]

You've trashed a few threads in your time here is what I meant.

Now back your next statement up...what do I deserve?

1. no doubt.

2. How can I answer that, and remain abiguous?

[Eclair]

You've trashed a few threads in your time here is what I meant.

Now back your next statement up...what do I deserve?

1. no doubt.

2. How can I answer that, and remain abiguous?

Thanks for reinforcing you are full of shit.  On all accounts.  Dearie.

[Calandale]

You've trashed a few threads in your time here is what I meant.

Now back your next statement up...what do I deserve?

1. no doubt.

2. How can I answer that, and remain abiguous?

Thanks for reinforcing you are full of shit.  On all accounts.  Dearie.

No. I went earlier. Quite a bit. I am drunk though,
if that helps.