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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #420 on: June 07, 2007, 08:25:56 AM »
yay!  earth signs rule!   ;D

Depends on what one wants.
For sensuality, yeah, but sometimes
that's not enough.
Sorry to disappoint you...sensual erotic fantasies...the fishies and the scorpions rule on those!

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #421 on: June 07, 2007, 08:26:43 AM »
yay!  earth signs rule!   ;D

Depends on what one wants.
For sensuality, yeah, but sometimes
that's not enough.
Sorry to disappoint you...sensual erotic fantasies...the fishies and the scorpions rule on those!


No doubt. I was speaking of the reality.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #422 on: June 07, 2007, 08:35:32 AM »
yay!  earth signs rule!   ;D

Depends on what one wants.
For sensuality, yeah, but sometimes
that's not enough.
Sorry to disappoint you...sensual erotic fantasies...the fishies and the scorpions rule on those!


No doubt. I was speaking of the reality.
Blah, blah, blah....mine become reality usually.  Good strike rate.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #423 on: June 07, 2007, 08:37:27 AM »
Scorpios are just plain scary - same with Cancer.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #424 on: June 07, 2007, 08:39:49 AM »
Scorpios are just plain scary - same with Cancer.

No comment on scorps...still on the 'to do' list.
Cancers are huge balls of fairy floss that want to be adored endlessly so they feel all warm and fuzzy and that life is good.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #425 on: June 07, 2007, 08:44:06 AM »
Scorpios are just plain scary - same with Cancer.

No comment on scorps...still on the 'to do' list.
Cancers are huge balls of fairy floss that want to be adored endlessly so they feel all warm and fuzzy and that life is good.

Never fucked either. But, judging as people,
 both signs are mean.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #426 on: June 07, 2007, 02:01:29 PM »
i'm desperately trying to think of a sunsign i haven't fucked.  i'll get back to you on that one...   :-[

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #427 on: June 07, 2007, 02:10:41 PM »
Actually, I only know signs of
a couple of people. Not something
I really tend to ask, in the heat of
passion.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #428 on: June 07, 2007, 02:22:31 PM »
i'm desperately trying to think of a sunsign i haven't fucked.  i'll get back to you on that one...   :-[

I prefer people to sunsigns but that's just me.  ;)
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #429 on: June 07, 2007, 02:24:21 PM »
oh, you two should be a double act, you're so funny.  i can hardly breathe.

sorry - that was a typo - it should've said "i can hardly laugh".  ::)

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #430 on: June 07, 2007, 02:25:15 PM »
I suspect, between the two of
us, we could keep you quiet for
a while.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #431 on: June 07, 2007, 02:29:42 PM »
Especially if one of us made sure to gag you.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #432 on: June 07, 2007, 02:36:49 PM »
Though, reverse peristalsis
does make some noise.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #433 on: June 07, 2007, 02:37:06 PM »
Scorpios are just plain scary - same with Cancer.

No comment on scorps...still on the 'to do' list.
Cancers are huge balls of fairy floss that want to be adored endlessly so they feel all warm and fuzzy and that life is good.

Never fucked either. But, judging as people,
 both signs are mean.
No they are not.  You just meet a lot of assholes!

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #434 on: June 07, 2007, 02:39:15 PM »
I suspect, between the two of
us, we could keep you quiet for
a while.
Especially if one of us made sure to gag you.

oh, bring it on, boys!  i'm cracking up here.  you're just so strong and tough, aren't you?  i do like a proper man, though, so don't you go changing.   :-*  :-*  (one each, cos i wouldn't want a fight).