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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1560 on: March 23, 2013, 02:28:45 PM »
Thanks. Not really a choice.

Country has crappy immigration laws, and no european jobs fell on me.

So you married a wetback??

Yeah. It was a long swim though.

What country is she from??

I bought her in Belgium, but she was made in Portugal.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1561 on: March 23, 2013, 02:32:13 PM »
In fucking Bruges??


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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1562 on: March 23, 2013, 03:18:08 PM »
Thanks. Not really a choice.

Country has crappy immigration laws, and no european jobs fell on me.

So you married a wetback??

Yeah. It was a long swim though.

What country is she from??

I bought her in Belgium, but she was made in Portugal.
That was actually my first guess!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1563 on: March 23, 2013, 03:25:58 PM »
In fucking Bruges??

Nah Brussels.


Thanks. Not really a choice.

Country has crappy immigration laws, and no european jobs fell on me.

So you married a wetback??

Yeah. It was a long swim though.

What country is she from??

I bought her in Belgium, but she was made in Portugal.
That was actually my first guess!

You know something?

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1564 on: March 23, 2013, 08:26:11 PM »
In fucking Bruges??

Nah Brussels.


Thanks. Not really a choice.

Country has crappy immigration laws, and no european jobs fell on me.

So you married a wetback??

Yeah. It was a long swim though.

What country is she from??

I bought her in Belgium, but she was made in Portugal.
That was actually my first guess!

You know something?
No, there's just a lot of Portuguese people around where I am, so apparently when I hear about immigration from Europe I immediately think of Portugal.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1565 on: March 23, 2013, 11:26:18 PM »
Ah...that's a lot less specific than you made it sound.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1566 on: March 23, 2013, 11:58:09 PM »
In fucking Bruges??

Nah Brussels.

You got the reference though, didn't you??

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1567 on: March 24, 2013, 02:17:55 AM »
Not without google.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1568 on: March 24, 2013, 10:38:52 AM »
Not without google.

Watch the movie, you'll love it. It's a twisted, dark comedy.

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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1569 on: March 24, 2013, 10:54:52 AM »
  I am going to surpass your post count.   :santa:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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People forget.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1570 on: March 24, 2013, 03:20:06 PM »
I doubt he'll stay, CBC.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1571 on: March 24, 2013, 03:54:14 PM »
I doubt he'll stay, CBC.

  But how will he defend his post count?   :dunno:
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1572 on: March 25, 2013, 12:15:47 AM »
I doubt he'll stay, CBC.

  But how will he defend his post count?   :dunno:

He won't, from the looks of it.
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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1573 on: March 25, 2013, 06:09:17 PM »
I doubt he'll stay, CBC.

  But how will he defend his post count?   :dunno:

He won't, from the looks of it.

Probably not.

Same reason really for not fighting.


I remember enjoying being here, but I'm so distant from it all now,
it just doesn't matter.


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Re: Calandale's turn in the spotlight
« Reply #1574 on: March 26, 2013, 01:03:49 AM »
Things change.
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