British Aspie site

[Litigious]

And noble.

Yes, he's kind of noble, but he eats my small birds.

[Calandale]

They're his birds as much as yours.

[duncvis]

more, really. I like birds of prey myself.

[DirtDawg]

I hope you get pecked to death by pretty vultures.
You've always seemed like a pretty decent guy, but
shooting birdies? That's just wrong.

not if he eats them.

I don't know what a hawk tastes like. The small birds are probably tastier.

So you want to kill him for being smarter than you. I've heard of this.

I once was cleaning out some seagulls that had found my horse feed. I did not know it, but an owl had taken interest in the slaughter and I accidentally shot her. I was very remorseful. She was beautiful, but her wingspan and color was almost the same as the pests. I needed her even more than I needed the feed. I don't eat gulls, but my dogs did.

[Kahless]

Did the Hawk taste nice? My mum hates magpies and grey squirrels for either killing or starving the birds she feeds.

And I fucking hate lycra Nazis, they should pay road tax else every cycle lane should be filled in. I have a bike as well but I know and respect that cars rule the road.

The police could use stingers to catch every militant cyclist once a law has been passed.

[McGiver]

tolerance my good fellow, tolerence.

[Calandale]

Did the Hawk taste nice? My mum hates magpies and grey squirrels for either killing or starving the birds she feeds.

I loves magpies. Mammals on the other hand....

And I fucking hate lycra Nazis, they should pay road tax else every cycle lane should be filled in. I have a bike as well but I know and respect that cars rule the road.

The police could use stingers to catch every militant cyclist once a law has been passed.

I respect that cars are bigger than I am. That's why I carry a 5lbs. sledge.
Evens the score. Works on bikes too.

Stingers would be more effective though. MPSAMS make good anti-vehicular weapons.

[Scrapheap]

.... MPSAMS make good anti-vehicular weapons.

Why not use a good old-fasioned L.A.W. ??

[Calandale]

Eh, a VLAW is enough for cars. But, sometimes one can't
get the best tool for the job.

[Scrapheap]

Eh, a VLAW is enough for cars. But, sometimes one can't
get the best tool for the job.

WTF is a VLAW ??

[Calandale]

Just add the word very.

[Scrapheap]

Just add the word very.

It goes through several inches of steel plate... what more do you want ??

[Calandale]

It's essentially a lighter version of the same weapon.
The US doesn't use them.

[Kahless]

And what about a congestion charge for bikes too?

[duncvis]

And what about a congestion charge for bikes too?

A lycra tax.