Handguns are banned here. I do have an air rifle though.
My mum once threatened to shoot this big fat grey squirrel that kept on eating all the bird food. She was literally going to bump it off, but it was so fat it fell out of the fir tree and died!! She was saying in the weeks before 'one day that squirrel is going to fall out of the tree it's so greedy'.
I like America but why did you give us these fat grey scummy squirrels? It's like the typical image portrayed of an American :O They eat everything, get fat, and die! From 100 feet though the one in our garden had a horrible death. Serves it right for being greedy. It even fell from an American tree (Monterrey Cyprus)! I would happily repeal the hunting ban so the men on horses with hounds could clear every grey squirrel, bellowing 'God Save our Reds' from their bugles, in our green and pleasant land!! Bring back the reds.