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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2007, 06:10:45 AM »
i think that PI knits.
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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2007, 03:36:34 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 04, 2007, 06:10:45 AM
i think that PI knits.

Yeah, PI knits like fuck. She's a punk knitter. :headbang:
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2007, 04:32:13 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on April 05, 2007, 03:36:34 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 04, 2007, 06:10:45 AM
i think that PI knits.

Yeah, PI knits like fuck. She's a punk knitter. :headbang:

Oh dear........ :eyebrows:............so many things to say, so little time! :evillaugh:
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2007, 08:20:41 AM »
Yeah I knit and I think Ozy is right it is pretty stim like- I can't relax unless I've got something to keep my hands occupied.  I've always got at least 2 projects on the go.  Only trouble I've found with it is that I can get obsessed with finishing something and will keep going long after I should have taken a break.
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2007, 03:41:26 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:20:41 AM
Yeah I knit and I think Ozy is right it is pretty stim like- I can't relax unless I've got something to keep my hands occupied.  I've always got at least 2 projects on the go.

Sounds like you need your feet occupied as well.
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2007, 06:11:04 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:20:41 AM
Yeah I knit and I think Ozy is right it is pretty stim like- I can't relax unless I've got something to keep my hands occupied.  I've always got at least 2 projects on the go.  Only trouble I've found with it is that I can get obsessed with finishing something and will keep going long after I should have taken a break.

will you knit me a cock-warmer?
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2007, 06:58:46 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 19, 2007, 06:11:04 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:20:41 AM
Yeah I knit and I think Ozy is right it is pretty stim like- I can't relax unless I've got something to keep my hands occupied.  I've always got at least 2 projects on the go.  Only trouble I've found with it is that I can get obsessed with finishing something and will keep going long after I should have taken a break.

will you knit me a cock-warmer?

As weird as it may seem, my now deceased mother-in-law, used to knit cock and ball one-piece warmers. It was one of her little cute prank gifts, she made, usually with red yarn. She called it a Red Private Wooly. One of the ways I was welcomed into the family was that I had to be embarrassed in a group of people, receiving my RPW from my elderly mother-in-law, as a gift. Her daughter (my wife) has her sense of humor, too.

I don't embarrass very easily, and I can't fake that one well, either. I just laughed and complained about the ball part being too small.
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2007, 07:20:55 PM »
awesome story.
i'd fit right in with her family.
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2007, 08:00:13 PM »
Do you use it?

Did you have to model it for them?
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2007, 08:08:58 PM »

Of course, I tried it on, but I modeled for only one person. I was right - the ball part was too small. It was also quite wooly, which I like at times, but not there.
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2007, 08:13:59 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 19, 2007, 08:08:58 PM

Of course, I tried it on, but I modeled for only one person. I was right - the ball part was too small. It was also quite wooly, which I like at times, but not there.
do you still have it?

will you model it for us?
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2007, 08:19:17 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 19, 2007, 08:08:58 PM

Of course, I tried it on, but I modeled for only one person. I was right - the ball part was too small. It was also quite wooly, which I like at times, but not there.

Eh, you could get used to it. Is it nice and snug feeling?
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2007, 09:16:38 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 19, 2007, 08:13:59 PM
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 19, 2007, 08:08:58 PM

Of course, I tried it on, but I modeled for only one person. I was right - the ball part was too small. It was also quite wooly, which I like at times, but not there.
do you still have it?

will you model it for us?

Nope, I passed the joke on. I gave it to my niece-in-law as a wedding present, when she married my nephew. I was a big hit. I happened to be photographing the wedding, too and I got great reaction shots. No, I won't post them, either.
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2007, 01:56:27 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 19, 2007, 06:11:04 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:20:41 AM
Yeah I knit and I think Ozy is right it is pretty stim like- I can't relax unless I've got something to keep my hands occupied.  I've always got at least 2 projects on the go.  Only trouble I've found with it is that I can get obsessed with finishing something and will keep going long after I should have taken a break.

will you knit me a cock-warmer?

I actually made one for a friend of my parents when I was in France last summer for a joke birthday present- I only had a couple of hours to make it so I crocheted it instead. He complained I'd made it too big  :laugh:
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Re: Aspies For Freedom
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2007, 07:28:40 AM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 20, 2007, 01:56:27 AM
Quote from: McJagger on April 19, 2007, 06:11:04 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on April 19, 2007, 08:20:41 AM
Yeah I knit and I think Ozy is right it is pretty stim like- I can't relax unless I've got something to keep my hands occupied.  I've always got at least 2 projects on the go.  Only trouble I've found with it is that I can get obsessed with finishing something and will keep going long after I should have taken a break.

will you knit me a cock-warmer?

I actually made one for a friend of my parents when I was in France last summer for a joke birthday present- I only had a couple of hours to make it so I crocheted it instead. He complained I'd made it too big  :laugh:
but you would have to assume that if it was kept warm, then it wouldn't do the shy turtle impression.
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