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« on: March 31, 2007, 06:51:15 AM »
Should be shot because He hates killing anything to be a survivorman. ::)
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Re: Survivorman
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2007, 09:05:05 AM »
I saw him on TV last night hiding up a tree from a Javelina while he was starving in the Sonoran Desert.

A good sized stick with a rock tied to the end with that yucca twine he made, and he could have had some good eating, better than those few grasshoppers he found and roasted.

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Re: Survivorman
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2007, 09:52:39 AM »
I saw him on TV last night hiding up a tree from a Javelina while he was starving in the Sonoran Desert.

A good sized stick with a rock tied to the end with that yucca twine he made, and he could have had some good eating, better than those few grasshoppers he found and roasted.

Maybe survivorman is a muslim ??  ::)

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Re: Survivorman
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2007, 10:08:52 AM »
I saw him on TV last night hiding up a tree from a Javelina while he was starving in the Sonoran Desert.

A good sized stick with a rock tied to the end with that yucca twine he made, and he could have had some good eating, better than those few grasshoppers he found and roasted.

Maybe survivorman is a muslim ??  ::)

Are grasshoppers Halal?   :laugh:

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Re: Survivorman
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2007, 11:09:50 AM »
I saw him on TV last night hiding up a tree from a Javelina while he was starving in the Sonoran Desert.

A good sized stick with a rock tied to the end with that yucca twine he made, and he could have had some good eating, better than those few grasshoppers he found and roasted.

Maybe survivorman is a muslim ??  ::)

Are grasshoppers Halal?   :laugh:

They're for sure are kosher, at least. Jewish prophets went out in the desert, according to the Bible, and fed themselves on grasshoppers.  8)

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Re: Survivorman
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2007, 12:01:31 PM »
I think he is a real idiot sometimes.
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Re: Survivorman
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2007, 12:08:07 PM »
Is that the guy with the snakes and all that? I think he is an idiot. He once nearly killed himself by risking a snakebite when so far away from a doctor that an antidote hadn't had the time to work.

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Re: Survivorman
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2007, 08:02:46 PM »
I saw him on TV last night hiding up a tree from a Javelina while he was starving in the Sonoran Desert.

A good sized stick with a rock tied to the end with that yucca twine he made, and he could have had some good eating, better than those few grasshoppers he found and roasted.

Maybe survivorman is a muslim ??  ::)

Are grasshoppers Halal?   :laugh:

They're for sure are kosher, at least. Jewish prophets went out in the desert, according to the Bible, and fed themselves on grasshoppers.  8)

"You may eat the following: locusts of every variety; all varieties of bald locust; crickets of every variety; and all varieties of grasshopper, but all other winged swarming things that have four legs shall be an abomination for you.

Lev. 11: 22-23"
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Re: Survivorman
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2007, 09:48:32 PM »
But, idiocracy sure is entertaining.  I like that other guy too, the guy who will eat anything.  He's pretty entertaining.