And another classic witticism from the witless. Keep em coming, you might come up with one that even I haven't heard!
Oh i only wish i could be a witling with oh so original lines like 'older and wiser' 'i'm a male feminist' 'peace' 'again, in my opinion' 'yada, yada, could i be anything more of an unoriginal self-rightious boring old nigel-no-mates.