Babies & Kittens

[McGiver]

everybody thinks their so adorable...

[duncvis]

nice one. I'm keeping that. 

[El]

Owwwwwwww.

[Draggon]

 

[Eamonn]

Looks more like an overgrown rat than a kitten to me.

[McGiver]

don't they all?

[Nomaken]

I don't like human babies.  They are thin and lanky at points, and lumpy and fat at others.  And in the worst places.  They've got no tail(I think the tail balances the picture of the animal, with no tail it looks odd to me), and HUGE heads.  Humans become more attractive as they age in respect to their head to body ratio, but still the head of humans appears akward compared to most other animals.  How many other animals can you think of that have a near perfect melon shaped head, and a flat face?

I dislike human babies so much I can't even make jokes about using them for non cuddling and petting purposes like killing them and/or eating them.  Killing babies isn't fun, they are small, squishy, fulla bones, and don't have a lot of blood.  They also have almost no meat on them.  They don't even have a lot of meat on the limbs, so you can't make baby-chops.  You'd need like 40 of them to make a meal.  There is more meat on lambs!

[McGiver]

Dahmer!!!

[Nomaken]

If eating humans were easy enough I wouldn't mind trying them(mind you, i might not even like human, i don't like fish.)  But I cannot imagine how some series of events would make it easier to eat humans than cow or bird.  Well I could, but it would have to be totally rediculous.

And I doubt that human could taste good enough to warrant me going as far out of my way as i'd need to to get it.  You must understand the scope of my laziness.  I will eat a cold can of chicken noodle because im too lazy to pull out the bowl, put in one cup of water, and cook it for a minute and 30 seconds.  On the other hand if it did taste good enough to warrant all the effort and precautions, sure, no moral objections.

[McGiver]

In North Korea they eat each other.

the government has everything and they are completely cut off from the rest of the world.
the populace literally has nothing. NOTHING.

[Nomaken]

I mean for me.  I can imagine easily how eating people to survive could be possible anywhere else, but for me, it is easiest to get mcdonalds then hatch an elaborate scheme to trap, kill, eat, and hide human bodies.

[Eamonn]

don't they all?

True. Around here most children look like overgrown rats too.

[renaeden]

Bump.

While I feel something for kittens and think they are adorably cute, I feel nothing for human babies. They eat, sleep and excrete. Ew. Plus they scream.

If I am on the bus and someone gets on with a baby, I move to the back of the bus, leaving other passengers to coo and smile at the baby. On the train I sit strategically at the furthest point from where people with babies and prams are supposed to sit. And should someone's baby start crying or screaming, I move to the next carriage.

Am I heartless and unfeeling?

["couldbecousin"]

Bump.

While I feel something for kittens and think they are adorably cute, I feel nothing for human babies. They eat, sleep and excrete. Ew. Plus they scream.

If I am on the bus and someone gets on with a baby, I move to the back of the bus, leaving other passengers to coo and smile at the baby. On the train I sit strategically at the furthest point from where people with babies and prams are supposed to sit. And should someone's baby start crying or screaming, I move to the next carriage.

Am I heartless and unfeeling?

  Nope.  That crying and screaming is hard to take, even for the adoring parents. 

['andersom']

Wow, they have spaces meant for people with prams and babies in your trains?

That's a convenient thing.
Most of the times I'm not bothered by the sounds of babies. But daughter is. In the train we opt for the silence carriages.