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richard

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exercise
« on: October 31, 2006, 03:20:00 PM »
alright, i'm trying to get my ass into shape, im not fat or anything but i need somekindof definition to my frame. i look like a tall person who is just tall and skinny. i walk alot but that only really seems to work out the lower half of my legs and nothing else. the idea of jogging really turns me off because it looks so unfun, and mentally painful. like i wouldn't be psyched out to do it every day. what exercises do you do that are fun and give you maximum results

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Re: exercise
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 07:41:36 PM »
i work out my forearms by masturbating excessively.
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Re: exercise
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2006, 07:45:40 PM »
i work out my forearms by masturbating excessively.
yeah same here, make sure you switch hands every so often though, otherwise people will start to catch on :green:
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Re: exercise
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2006, 07:53:25 PM »
Very good point Draggon.


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Re: exercise
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2006, 08:55:47 PM »
yes i look like popeye the sailor man.
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Re: exercise
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2006, 09:01:27 PM »
i'm better with my left hand than my right, for some reason

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Re: exercise
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2006, 10:21:22 PM »
inserting amusing pic here, well down there \/


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Re: exercise
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2006, 06:34:58 AM »
i'm better with my left hand than my right, for some reason

Because you're left-handed, maybe?

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Re: exercise
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2006, 08:39:30 AM »
i'm not left handed

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Re: exercise
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2006, 06:40:39 AM »
The left hand is the nondomniant hand, so it's less calloused.  Easier on your equipment.
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Re: exercise
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2006, 07:04:21 AM »
Very good point Draggon.


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Re: exercise
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2006, 12:34:06 AM »
i'm ambidextrous...i write with my left hand, but do most other things with my right (including cutting with scissors)... yeah i'm weird  :-\