i just found a cell phone

[richard]

nah, i'll use it as a viedo camera. i've already recorded some short videos of me masturbating. its pretty rad, i wanted to do that before the battery runs out. i'll have to wait untill i get some money to by the hookups for it.

[McGiver]

now that you have some cool video saved on there, why don't you take it back to the store so they can find the owner.

also, if the pictures are hawt, then why don't you program in your phone number under the masturbating Monster of Fag staff.

[Draggon]

nah i think i'd rather keep it and spank off to these pictures. plus its not like i did anything wrong, i didn't loose the phone someone else did.

Now now little Richard, the morally correct thing to do would be to copy the photos onto your computer so you can spank off to them later