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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #75 on: March 29, 2007, 05:29:59 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 05:15:33 PM
Probably socially acceptable in the world of Nomaken too.

I think that statement eliminates scatplay, right?
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #76 on: March 29, 2007, 05:44:49 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 29, 2007, 05:29:59 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 05:15:33 PM
Probably socially acceptable in the world of Nomaken too.

I think that statement eliminates scatplay, right?

Yeah, it's not scat.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #77 on: March 29, 2007, 05:45:56 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 05:44:49 PM

Yeah, it's not scat.

Boring anyway. I prefer bridge.
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #78 on: March 29, 2007, 06:09:38 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 05:44:49 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 29, 2007, 05:29:59 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 05:15:33 PM
Probably socially acceptable in the world of Nomaken too.

I think that statement eliminates scatplay, right?

Yeah, it's not scat.

Have you built her a machine?
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #79 on: March 29, 2007, 07:31:42 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 29, 2007, 06:09:38 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 05:44:49 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 29, 2007, 05:29:59 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 05:15:33 PM
Probably socially acceptable in the world of Nomaken too.

I think that statement eliminates scatplay, right?

Yeah, it's not scat.

Have you built her a machine?
  8)

Sadly not.  I'm not that handy with building things.  I will be taking a toolbox of sex aids though, to make sure she's stimulated as much as is inhumanly possible.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #80 on: March 29, 2007, 07:34:18 PM »
Fah. Toys.  Shouldn't need them until things get boring.
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #81 on: March 30, 2007, 08:25:55 AM »
Quote from: calandale on March 29, 2007, 07:34:18 PM
Fah. Toys.  Shouldn't need them until things get boring.

My willy is unreliable.   :(
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #82 on: March 30, 2007, 08:32:53 AM »
This should be pretty stimulating, and pretty too:

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #83 on: March 30, 2007, 10:18:49 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 30, 2007, 08:32:53 AM
This should be pretty stimulating, and pretty too:

Can you shop locally for these accoutrements? How do you heat it before you use it or is it powered?

It looks like the perfect interface for a warbling, rotating, fucking machine.

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #84 on: March 30, 2007, 10:38:40 AM »
I get them online, though there's also localish shops that sell them.  Despite this being quite a conservative area, there's now a lingerie shop just down the street, but I don't think it sells anything other than lingerie.  I'd need to go into town, about 40 minutes away by bus, to get dildos and things.  It's just a solid, rock-hard dildo made from toughened glass, with no vibrating components or anything like that.  If you want to change the temperature prior to insertion, you run it under hot or cold water, or use ice if you want to make it especially invigorating.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #85 on: March 30, 2007, 11:02:05 AM »

I have had an icy blowjob, twice before, where she takes crushed ice into her mouth along with my cock. It is very intense, although messy. Messy is how she liked everything, though.

I wonder, if she decided not to let you have that dildo back, how hard would it be to pull it out, against her contracting-vaginal-muscle attempts to prevent you taking it. I think the design might work in her favor.
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #86 on: March 30, 2007, 11:25:31 AM »
Sounds like you want one of your own to experiment with.  ;)

I've never had a girl use her vaginal muscles.  All the girls I've been with have been the 'bag of spuds' sort.  :(  The girl I'm going to see claims to be 'exceptionally skilled' though, so I'm expecting it to be good.  :)

Here's my collection of toys, none of which I've had a chance to use on a girl (I just go 'oooo, shiny!' mostly):

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #87 on: March 30, 2007, 11:36:51 AM »

A sensation smorgasbord!

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #88 on: March 30, 2007, 12:26:41 PM »
Aspies are just natural-born perverts, it seems.
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #89 on: March 30, 2007, 01:37:55 PM »

So, it seems.
Maybe you should add a product review section to your blog.
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