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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #60 on: March 29, 2007, 04:01:48 PM »
Quote from: calandale on March 29, 2007, 03:47:37 PM
I think they tend to be better young. Might need some training, but damn, are they willing to please.

QFT.  :agreed:
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #61 on: March 29, 2007, 04:03:09 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 03:55:18 PM
Quote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 03:45:17 PM
I think I'll have to take Linda back after all. She promised to show me that she could suck my cock and my balls at the same time! She actually is better on deep throating and rimming than women twice as old.

'Twice as old' in the case being 30. :P

I know. But imagine having a deep throating where she sucks in the balls in her mouth too.  :P
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #62 on: March 29, 2007, 04:15:13 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 03:55:18 PM
Quote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 03:45:17 PM
I think I'll have to take Linda back after all. She promised to show me that she could suck my cock and my balls at the same time! She actually is better on deep throating and rimming than women twice as old.

'Twice as old' in the case being 30. :P

Oh, so she's fairly old already. Ah well, I guess you gotta deal with the cards you draw.
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #63 on: March 29, 2007, 04:17:43 PM »
You could fuck an underage without problems until 2006 in Sweden. You couldn't be charged for it, if she consented to it, though the legal age of consent formally is 15 in Sweden.
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #64 on: March 29, 2007, 04:36:52 PM »
I SO need to move to a civilized country.
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #65 on: March 29, 2007, 04:47:07 PM »
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #66 on: March 29, 2007, 04:50:51 PM »
My girl seems very promising.  She's into pretty kinky things that I'm also into.  :)
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #67 on: March 29, 2007, 05:01:06 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 04:50:51 PM
My girl seems very promising.  She's into pretty kinky things that I'm also into.  :)
what, specifically?
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #68 on: March 29, 2007, 05:01:51 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 04:03:09 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 03:55:18 PM
Quote from: Litigious on March 29, 2007, 03:45:17 PM
I think I'll have to take Linda back after all. She promised to show me that she could suck my cock and my balls at the same time! She actually is better on deep throating and rimming than women twice as old.

'Twice as old' in the case being 30. :P

I know. But imagine having a deep throating where she sucks in the balls in her mouth too.  :P

My wife was able to do that. She had no gag reflex though. Real nice.

Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 04:50:51 PM
My girl seems very promising.  She's into pretty kinky things that I'm also into.  :)

Lucky Stiff. I've got no one in reality right now.
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #69 on: March 29, 2007, 05:06:00 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 05:01:06 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 04:50:51 PM
My girl seems very promising.  She's into pretty kinky things that I'm also into.  :)
what, specifically?

Not telling, but you can rest assured that it's nothing that's socially acceptable in polite society.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #70 on: March 29, 2007, 05:07:24 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 05:06:00 PM
Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 05:01:06 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 04:50:51 PM
My girl seems very promising.  She's into pretty kinky things that I'm also into.  :)
what, specifically?

Not telling, but you can rest assured that it's nothing that's socially acceptable in polite society.

Tea at four?
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #71 on: March 29, 2007, 05:09:59 PM »
Quote from: calandale on March 29, 2007, 05:07:24 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 05:06:00 PM
Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 05:01:06 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on March 29, 2007, 04:50:51 PM
My girl seems very promising.  She's into pretty kinky things that I'm also into.  :)
what, specifically?

Not telling, but you can rest assured that it's nothing that's socially acceptable in polite society.

Tea at four?

Nothing that's socially acceptable in impolite society either.  :P
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #72 on: March 29, 2007, 05:11:33 PM »
i it socially acceptable in the world of Litigious?
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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #73 on: March 29, 2007, 05:13:19 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on March 29, 2007, 05:11:33 PM
i it socially acceptable in the world of Litigious?

Probably.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: CHIRP!
« Reply #74 on: March 29, 2007, 05:15:33 PM »
Probably socially acceptable in the world of Nomaken too.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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