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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #45 on: March 29, 2007, 04:55:06 AM »
 :-* I'd totally pick zer0 to tie up and do stuff to because he's just so hot and sexy and knowing him has made my life complete and... I... I somehow feel I wish I could know him *more*, you know? And... I was just wondering... should we kill him?
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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #46 on: March 29, 2007, 04:58:01 AM »
i like bob euker.
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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #47 on: March 29, 2007, 05:58:42 AM »

but he can just kick the bitch whenever it gets out of line.

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« Reply #48 on: March 29, 2007, 06:16:35 AM »
I want to tie up  flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else :flame:

You wanted a pet? I'd pick one I wouldn't get sick of listening to.

I can always put one of mouth pieces to shut him off  :eyebrows:

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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #49 on: March 29, 2007, 06:38:28 AM »
I want to tie up  flourcescent for several week, naked of course. He will be fed of course a healthy diet, given his daily medication and be allowed to go to the bath room. However nothing else :flame:

You wanted a pet? I'd pick one I wouldn't get sick of listening to.

I can always put one of mouth pieces to shut him off  :eyebrows:
kick him.

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« Reply #50 on: March 29, 2007, 09:24:22 AM »
I should probably at least visit the US once and stay there as a tourist before trying to get an American citizenship.

When could we expact you ?? It's better if you fly into John Wayne airport, LAX is a bit of a drive.  ;)

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« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2007, 09:26:19 AM »
I should probably at least visit the US once and stay there as a tourist before trying to get an American citizenship.

When could we expact you ?? It's better if you fly into John Wayne airport, LAX is a bit of a drive.  ;)
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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2007, 12:29:29 PM »
Now, as for the conundrum that NOMAKEN presents, here's how I see it playing out:

I secretly submit his picture and a poingant story or two about him to The Biggest Loser (an american reality show where the contestants lose weight).  He gets on the show and, somehow, wins the season, which gets him a nice sum of money and a great new bod.  It also gets him the immediate potential to be laid by a waide variety of women.  He comes home, and is invited to participate in a orgy with three young lasses who absolutely adore cum swallowing.  THEN, I invade his home, tie him to a chair, sit, across from him, and quietly read a book until he finally says what I'm sure he'll deny he'd ever say (he'd say it anyway):  "You are pure evil, I hate you, and I am NOT amused by this."

 >:D

What book?
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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #53 on: March 29, 2007, 12:34:31 PM »
I am not on any medication, fuckwhit.  Can't take any nor will I take any.  I actually filled a new prescription just so I could obtain a $25 gift certificate from CVS.  Guess abilify is good for something besides lighting it on fire or doing something else destructive with.  CHEAT THE SYSTEM! >:D >:D
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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #54 on: March 29, 2007, 06:25:02 PM »
Now, as for the conundrum that NOMAKEN presents, here's how I see it playing out:

I secretly submit his picture and a poingant story or two about him to The Biggest Loser (an american reality show where the contestants lose weight).  He gets on the show and, somehow, wins the season, which gets him a nice sum of money and a great new bod.  It also gets him the immediate potential to be laid by a waide variety of women.  He comes home, and is invited to participate in a orgy with three young lasses who absolutely adore cum swallowing.  THEN, I invade his home, tie him to a chair, sit, across from him, and quietly read a book until he finally says what I'm sure he'll deny he'd ever say (he'd say it anyway):  "You are pure evil, I hate you, and I am NOT amused by this."

 >:D

What book?

Probaby the odessey.  I'm trying to read it.
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« Reply #55 on: March 30, 2007, 03:08:58 AM »
I am not on any medication, fuckwhit.  Can't take any nor will I take any.  I actually filled a new prescription just so I could obtain a $25 gift certificate from CVS.  Guess abilify is good for something besides lighting it on fire or doing something else destructive with.  CHEAT THE SYSTEM! >:D >:D

You just explained why you need to be on medication.

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« Reply #56 on: March 30, 2007, 03:13:11 AM »
I am not on any medication, fuckwhit.  Can't take any nor will I take any.  I actually filled a new prescription just so I could obtain a $25 gift certificate from CVS.  Guess abilify is good for something besides lighting it on fire or doing something else destructive with.  CHEAT THE SYSTEM! >:D >:D

You just explained why you need to be on medication.

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« Reply #57 on: March 30, 2007, 08:28:35 AM »
You have to read a long time to get me unbearably sick of it.  Even longer if I took an ADD pill before you caught me, which means I wouldn't get significantly hungry for half the day.  Not to mention I would like to read that book, but I suck at reading.
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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2007, 08:38:05 AM »
Now, as for the conundrum that NOMAKEN presents, here's how I see it playing out:

I secretly submit his picture and a poingant story or two about him to The Biggest Loser (an american reality show where the contestants lose weight).  He gets on the show and, somehow, wins the season, which gets him a nice sum of money and a great new bod.  It also gets him the immediate potential to be laid by a waide variety of women.  He comes home, and is invited to participate in a orgy with three young lasses who absolutely adore cum swallowing.  THEN, I invade his home, tie him to a chair, sit, across from him, and quietly read a book until he finally says what I'm sure he'll deny he'd ever say (he'd say it anyway):  "You are pure evil, I hate you, and I am NOT amused by this."

 >:D

What book?

Now that I think about it, I should have said, "Is that a promise?"
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Re: Males on Intensity You Wanna Tie Up And Do Stuff To
« Reply #59 on: March 30, 2007, 08:39:17 AM »
You have to read a long time to get me unbearably sick of it.  Even longer if I took an ADD pill before you caught me, which means I wouldn't get significantly hungry for half the day.  Not to mention I would like to read that book, but I suck at reading.

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